MorbidCuteness's definitions

Cutie Patootie

Someone or something so cute you want to squeeze them until they bleed.

The kitty is so cutie patootie I want to put them inside my mouth.

by MorbidCuteness September 10, 2019

Red

A color that is sexy and violent at the same time.

The color red makes my blood pressure rise.

by MorbidCuteness September 11, 2019

Sex

The reproduction of two living organism for the purpose of producing offspring. During the act of sex the male places his penis into the female's vagina. This stimulates the sexual organs to the point of climax and ejaculation. During ejaculation the male releases a batch of semen which only one will be able to fertilize the female's egg.

Sex makes babies which keeps our species alive.

by MorbidCuteness September 11, 2019

White People Shit

A very dangerous activity that only white people would dare to attempt. This includes extreme sports without any protective gear on. Being close to a wild animal that could kill you in an instant. Outside sports with high rate of injury such as kayaking, mountain climbing, or gliding. Swimming in large bodies of water such as the middle of the ocean when humans are not aquatic creatures. Minorities find this white lifestyle to be offensive because whites express their fear of minorities to the point of having to live in gated communities yet can take part is dangerous activities that have a high rate of injury or death.

White person: Bro want to go surfing on a rapid river on a mountain wearing just shorts?

Non-white person: That's some white people shit. I ain't trying to die today.

by MorbidCuteness May 28, 2023

toxic masculinity

A new word invented by the "woke" crowd to describe toxic traits that are society considered masculine. These traits include violence, sexual aggression, and dominance. In reality this is just a new word for anti-social personality disorder. This personality disorder can be observed in both males and females but is more prevalent in males which is why the "woke" crowd has deemed these traits as masculine. These traits can be applied to society as a whole regardless of gender. The fact that these traits are being labeled as masculine in the first place is sexist.

Person A: Serial Killers exhibit the most toxic masculinity.

Person B: Isn't that just anti-social personality disorder.

by MorbidCuteness February 27, 2023

L + Bozo

An insult chronically online people use when they are triggered and have no logical comeback.

Person A: The reason men make more than women in the workforce is due to higher levels of testosterone which leads to more competitive behavior.

Person B: L + Bozo

by MorbidCuteness February 10, 2023

Super Straight

A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.

He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.

by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021