MorbidCuteness's definitions

Cutie Patootie

Someone or something so cute you want to squeeze them until they bleed.

The kitty is so cutie patootie I want to put them inside my mouth.

by MorbidCuteness September 10, 2019

Red

A color that is sexy and violent at the same time.

The color red makes my blood pressure rise.

by MorbidCuteness September 11, 2019

Sex

The reproduction of two living organism for the purpose of producing offspring. During the act of sex the male places his penis into the female's vagina. This stimulates the sexual organs to the point of climax and ejaculation. During ejaculation the male releases a batch of semen which only one will be able to fertilize the female's egg.

Sex makes babies which keeps our species alive.

by MorbidCuteness September 11, 2019

L + Bozo

An insult chronically online people use when they are triggered and have no logical comeback.

Person A: The reason men make more than women in the workforce is due to higher levels of testosterone which leads to more competitive behavior.

Person B: L + Bozo

by MorbidCuteness February 10, 2023

Toxic Femininity

Toxic behavior that is more feminine in nature. Differentiates from toxic masculinity in which toxic femininity is more passive and behind the scenes. While toxic masculinity tends to be upfront toxic femininity tends to be behind your back. Women will claim they support each other but then talk shit behind each others back. Other toxic traits displayed in women are passive aggression, constant negativity, self-centeredness, toxic positivity, destructive criticism, believing men are incapable of feeling empathy, and of course weaponized crocodile tears. Above all they will still continue to consider themselves good people and blame men for all their problems and completely ignore all the women that have caused them harm because it does not fit their cognitive bias. Although there is not much research into this topic it is believed that women with anti-social personality disorder, bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, and oppressed masochist personality are more likely to exhibit these toxic traits.

Person A: "Want to see Mean Girls?"

Person B: Don't you mean toxic femininity the movie?

by MorbidCuteness September 26, 2023

Super Straight

A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.

He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.

by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021

White People Shit

A very dangerous activity that only white people would dare to attempt. This includes extreme sports without any protective gear on. Being close to a wild animal that could kill you in an instant. Outside sports with high rate of injury such as kayaking, mountain climbing, or gliding. Swimming in large bodies of water such as the middle of the ocean when humans are not aquatic creatures. Minorities find this white lifestyle to be offensive because whites express their fear of minorities to the point of having to live in gated communities yet can take part is dangerous activities that have a high rate of injury or death.

White person: Bro want to go surfing on a rapid river on a mountain wearing just shorts?

Non-white person: That's some white people shit. I ain't trying to die today.

by MorbidCuteness May 28, 2023