MoonKnight's definitions

shock and awe

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Shock: One in the stink
Awe: Two in the pink

by MoonKnight March 23, 2003

tortilla tits

1) Flat chested chick.
2) Chick with nipples the size of tortillas.

She's got tortilla tits!

by MoonKnight March 23, 2003

good from far

...but far from good. A chick that looks smoking hot from a distance, but when she gets closer you find out she's pretty beat.

by MoonKnight March 18, 2003

mapquest

To use MapQuest to find directions to a location, usually someone's house.

Hold up, brah, I need to mapquest that chick's house before we go.

by MoonKnight March 16, 2003

eat a bowl of fuck

Fuck off; Piss off.

Go eat a bowl of fuck.

by MoonKnight March 14, 2003

pull an ozzy

To accidentally st-st-st-stutter whilst talking to someone. Only applies to those who do not have a stutter.

1> No, hey, du-du-du-dude..
2> Haha you pulled an Ozzy!

by MoonKnight March 14, 2003

appy polly loggy

Nadsat for 'Apology'.

by MoonKnight March 13, 2003