MoonKnight's definitions

no service

Going somewhere or hanging out without wearing a shirt and/or shoes. Comes from commonly seen signs, "No shirt, no shoes, no service."

The smile alone is golden, but include the fact that you are going no service and that's just a recipe for disaster!

by MoonKnight September 23, 2003

swag

goods, commodities, wares

Check out the leet swag I bought at thinkgeek!

by MoonKnight November 11, 2002

ska

Three different types: "Traditional", "2-Tone" and "3rd Wave". Traditional came about in the late 1950s as new dance music straight out of Jamaica. 2-Tone is named such because whites and blacks came together to form ska bands to spread unity in the 1970s. 3rd Wave is when ska hit America in the late 1980s, and added a bit of punk flair.

Also a very flexible style of music, incorporateable into other styles, which is why it's still around today and has such a large and diverse fan base.

Ska doesn't suck!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

pro

Professional. Awesome.

1> Dude, did you see that?
2> Yeah! That was pro!

by MoonKnight January 31, 2003

second place

Second Place is First Loser

1> Dude, I did alright. I came in second.
2> Man, second place is first loser!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

codemonkey

1) Computer Programmer. Someone who is skilled in the ways of coding.
2) Porn addict. See computer science.

1) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.

2) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.

by MoonKnight November 18, 2002

ass last

Very last. Behind everyone else. Everyone is ahead of you. The very last time.

Dammit, I'm ass last again!

That's the fucking ass last time I invite anyone over for a party.

by MoonKnight September 1, 2003