AOL kiddie speak

"Speaking" online only using speech like "I have 1 4 U!" and "U R my friend!!!!!!!!!111111111111"

by MoonKnight December 17, 2002

fishing

Masturbation.

Comes from "Master Baiter", get it?

Guys, I can't go out tonight, I'm going fishing.

by MoonKnight April 17, 2003

shock and awe

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Shock: One in the stink
Awe: Two in the pink

by MoonKnight March 23, 2003

Dub Dueces a.k.a. Duece Dueces

Hey retard, it's deuce, not duece.

by MoonKnight December 25, 2002

jive

Colorful form of speaking. Sometimes hard to follow.

1> Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... Got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. Ya know?
2> Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
1> I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
2> Eh. Yo know yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
1> Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty, yak 'em, leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em.
2> Cold got to be! You know? Sheeiiiiiiiit.

by MoonKnight January 06, 2003

Wait a tick

Another way of saying "Wait a minute" or "Wait a second", etc.

Wait a tick, if what you're saying is true... I still don't care!

by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

bodge

A quick and dirty job, something done very hastily. Make it look good for the next day or two and if it falls down after that, it's alright.

1> You bodged together that doghouse, didn't you?
2> How can you tell?
1> The walls look like they can cave in at any time.

by MoonKnight December 01, 2002