MoonKnight's definitions

drop and unload

To drop your pants, masturbate, and end with orgasm.

(Inner Monologue): Oh god, she's so hot, I just want to drop and unload right here!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

united states of whatever

"Whatever." Allusion to Liam Lynch's (of Sifl and Olly) song "United States of Whatever".

You know what, if you can't even take 2 minutes to take a look at that, it's my United States of Whatever.

by MoonKnight February 26, 2003

hiya

Similar to heya.

Hiya, sweetie.

by MoonKnight December 1, 2002

fishing

Masturbation.

Comes from "Master Baiter", get it?

Guys, I can't go out tonight, I'm going fishing.

by MoonKnight April 17, 2003

houses

Similar to holmes, just a more humorous way of saying it. Holmes sounds like homes; houses is also plural form of home.

1> Sup, Holmes, what's crackalating?
2> Not much, Houses.

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

pull birds

To check out the ladies.

Oi! Let's go pull some birds!

by MoonKnight January 23, 2003

no service

Going somewhere or hanging out without wearing a shirt and/or shoes. Comes from commonly seen signs, "No shirt, no shoes, no service."

The smile alone is golden, but include the fact that you are going no service and that's just a recipe for disaster!

by MoonKnight September 23, 2003