Monkeynose's definitions

blogbusser

Term of disparagement popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub meaning something is uncool, outdated, or undesirable.

His most recent comedy special was particularly blogbusser.

by Monkeynose June 6, 2023

alphabet fatigue

A state of exhaustion caused by extreme and endless bombardment of LGBTQ advocacy online, in the news, and depicted in pop culture. Created by radio and podcast personality Adam Carolla.

Everywhere I turn I'm hit in the face with LGBTQ; I've reached alphabet fatigue.

by Monkeynose June 18, 2022

Baito

A side piece or mistress. From the Japanese word "Arubaito" - a part-time job.

After work I'm going to my baito.

by Monkeynose November 1, 2018

Shigoto

A girlfriend/wife. From the Japanese word "Shigoto" - full time job.

My Shigoto is wearing me out, I think I might need to find another one.

by Monkeynose November 1, 2018

Bobby doof

A dummy, a dim-witted person

Why did you do that? You're such a Bobby doof.

by Monkeynose November 1, 2018