The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.
by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023
A surgical procedure to excise the insidiously invasive word "like" from an otherwise articulate person's vocabulary.
If she said, "I'm like", "he was like", or, "like, you know, like, kinda, like, pizza but without, like, any, like, crust" he would take her in for a like-ectomy, whether she... uh... liked it, or, like, you know, like, not.
by Monkey's Dad May 30, 2023
The hysteria was ridiculous, as every right-thinking person knew. The so-called 'coronavirus' was just the ordinary flu, had so far killed a tiny handful of people and was exaggerated in a liberal attempt at impeachment part 2. Anyone who called his truth-telling Covocaust Denial was a sore loser. Ask Rush.
by Monkey's Dad April 04, 2020
Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must exist in order for the state of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends' behavior was paranoid, his was, in a word - noid.
by Monkey's Dad June 07, 2021
Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.
by Monkey's Dad June 07, 2021
A nurse, doctor, orderly, chaplain or other member of hospital staff, worthy of our most profound respect and gratitude.
Any medical professional is placing themself at the highest levels of risk for contracting the virus, yet they come to work and give more than is required, inadequately protected and knowing that many of their colleagues are already infected and are suffering.
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
The experience of life without time. The absence of a temporal dimension, an extension of the simultemporal state.
Accustomed to the simultemporal experience, in which past, present and future are simultaneous rather than sequential or linear, effectively living time all at once, he was increasingly subject to vacuutemporal states in which the delusion of time dissolved.
by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021