Definitions by Monkey's Dad
Anti-Socialist Behavior
Scorning Bernie for his 'socialist' ideas, then cheering Trump for promising to write everyone a check.
How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!
Anti-Socialist Behavior by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020
till further notice
He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.
till further notice by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
unstrung hero
She knew her kids looked up to her, yet suddenly faced with total loss of income, feeling her symptoms of coronavirus increasing by the hour, she feared she would become their unstrung hero.
unstrung hero by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Scar Spangled Banner
Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.
Scar Spangled Banner by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Bronchiasaurus
With no ventilator available, straining for breath, it felt as if he had a Bronchiasaurus on his chest.
Bronchiasaurus by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Star Spangled Boner
The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
Star Spangled Boner by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
coronawalrus
He had been a war orphan, a soldier, a refugee, a patient given no chance of survival, a coronawalrus without fear, volunteering to help others.
coronawalrus by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020