Hell is other people

A phrase with fresh meaning in 2020, when people all over the world are commanded by law to stay far away from each other, when the innocent presence of another human can cause your death.

The line is from Jean-Paul Sartre's 1944 play 'No Exit".
Having been friendly and gregarious all his life, he was now forced to acknowledge that, in the present moment, hell is other people.
by Monkey's Dad April 03, 2020
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ydtm

hey babe, u fell asleep last night with ur phone open to ur txt messages. dunno who 'tomorrow night my place' is, but u may as well stay there 'cause ydtm.
by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2022
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Schmogul

A highly successful, powerful person who has somehow remained a jerk.
Check out the schmogul at the corner table. Yes, that's really him, and yes, he's eating sushi with a fork.
by Monkey's Dad September 02, 2019
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craptitude

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.
Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".
by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023
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beneficial side effect

Faced with the global COVID-19 pandemic, hostilities between nations seem to have vanished.
We are all in it together, all human and vulnerable to the same degree. If there can be a beneficial side effect to a devastating pandemic, it may be this awareness.
by Monkey's Dad April 07, 2020
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Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.
He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.
by Monkey's Dad November 24, 2023
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vibrolingus

Exquisite erotic pleasure lavished upon a loved one, involving simultaneous stimulation from one's tongue and a vibrator.
From her posture on the bed, and from the paraphernalia she had silently set out, he understood that tonight she was craving vibrolingus, which he would lovingly provide.
by Monkey's Dad December 01, 2022
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