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Definitions by Monkey's Dad

Coronoceros 

Heavy-footed, lumbering, thickened by months of coronaviral lockdown.
After too many days and nights of wine, frozen pizza and solitary movies, never moving from the sofa, he fondly recalled his toned and fleet self, but felt like a two-ton Coronoceros.
Coronoceros by Monkey's Dad May 5, 2020

social uneasing 

Distress created by the collective suicide of premature reopening.
Many experienced social uneasing at the increased death toll that would surely result, as restrictions were lifted and people packed the parks and beaches.

ayyysymptomatic 

No signs of disease. Possibly infectious. Ready to party!
They were young, ayyysymptomatic, and heading for the beach.

Reviral Meeting

A premature gathering, reviving the spread of coronavirus.
She was so done with lockdown. Everyone was heading for the church and she was going to attend that reviral meeting and praise His name.

Remdeceiver 

A new 'miracle cure' for Covid-19 which is not a miracle cure.
"Remdeceiver is being touted as a cure", the epidemiologist said, "when it merely shortens the recovery of Covid-19 patients. We need either a cure or a vaccine."
Remdeceiver by Monkey's Dad May 3, 2020

Surf City, here we come 

Theme song shared by Huntington Beach protestors and viruses alike.
As thousands of Californians stormed the beach to protest stay-at-home orders, the Coronavirus joined them in singing "Surf City, here we come!

emergination 

Imagining the nation emerging from lockdown.
In an act of emergination, she saw herself, and everyone in the country, opening their doors and bursting into the sunlight, hugging each other, throwing their masks in the air, breathing deeply and freely. She could dream.