Definitions by Mona Lott

Jayne Mansfield 

Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.

Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.

Jayne Mansfield by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

Marilyn Monroe 

An actress known for her immense beauty and child-like charm. Was underrated and underappreciated during her life, but when she died people saw how great of an actress she really was.

There are sad people who try to pose off of Marilyn Monroe, like Paris Hilton, but fall short and just look sad.

Marilyn Monroe by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

Suzy 

1.Short for Susan or Suzanne.

2. The nickname for a female Mallard duck. The male is called Greenhead.

Suzy's pet Mallard duck, Mallary, is a suzy.

Suzy by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

k-fed-up 

1.How people feel whenever they see Britney and K-Fed in a picture in a magazine or on television, or another of Kevin's sad attempts at generating an income.

2.How Britney Spears feels about her husband's antics.

1.I am k-fed-UP of those two! To Britney and Kevin: GO AWAY!!!!!

2.K-Fed was seen partying with yet another skank. Britney must be k-fed-up!

k-fed-up by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

Scarlett Johansson 

A-list actress deserving of her acclaim. Not beautiful, but somewhat pretty, cleans up well with perfectly applied makeup. Has nice boobies like I wish I had (mine are almost as cute!) A respectable actress known for talent, not immature antics.

I hope to be half as successful as Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

Natalie Portman

Real name: Natalie Hershlag Use of Stagename: good call. A Semite Goddess, whom I'd gladly give up my heterosexuality for!

Natalie Portman is a present-day Audrey Hepburn.

Natalie Portman by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

penis breath 

Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.

My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.

penis breath by Mona Lott December 28, 2005