Mona Lott's definitions

Nicky Hilton

The MUCH prettier, underrated Hilton sister. Viewed as the "unpretty underdog". She remained friends with Nicole Richie after Paris discarded her. And actually WENT to college. When she smiles, she looks genuinely nice, unlike Paris' cocky smirk.

I may not like Nicky Hilton, but at least I don't hate her like the little whore Paris Hilton.

by Mona Lott July 24, 2008

penis breath

Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.

My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

Jayne Mansfield

Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.

Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.

by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

Tony Blair

Tony Blair is George W. Bush's little bitch, whereas, Georgie Boy is Satan's little fuck puppet.

Tony Blair, George W. Bush and Satan are in a threesome together.

The Luv Train:
(O(SATAN =D (O(George W. Bush =D (O(Tony Blair =D

by Mona Lott July 31, 2008

Marilyn Monroe

An actress known for her immense beauty and child-like charm. Was underrated and underappreciated during her life, but when she died people saw how great of an actress she really was.

There are sad people who try to pose off of Marilyn Monroe, like Paris Hilton, but fall short and just look sad.

by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

virgin

1.A person/animal who has not yet copulated. An unmarried woman who has never had sexual intercourse. See: maiden

2.Someone who hasn't done something for the first time.

3.Something that is unused.

4.A place that is unexplored i.e. virgin territory.

1.Me: Ive never had sex. I'm a virgin. Some people assume that I am perfect because of this but then I remind them: Were YOU perfect when YOU were still a virgin?? Guess what? I masturbate!

2. Man1:I have never ridden on a plane. I'm a virgin in that respect.

3.Man2: This copy of Final Fantasy for the NES is new and sealed in its original seal. It's in a virgin state.

4. America was once virgin teritory before it was discovered by humans.

by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

Scarlett Johansson

A-list actress deserving of her acclaim. Not beautiful, but somewhat pretty, cleans up well with perfectly applied makeup. Has nice boobies like I wish I had (mine are almost as cute!) A respectable actress known for talent, not immature antics.

I hope to be half as successful as Scarlett Johansson.

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006