Momus the Sarcastic's definitions

ogre-eat

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 8, 2009

neck muffin

Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.

She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.

by Momus the Sarcastic January 30, 2010

cungly

adj. cunty and ugly.

Her new hairdo makes her look so cungly.

by Momus the Sarcastic June 1, 2009

thursing

Slowing sipping your drink when you're really thirsty.

She: I thought that Bill was really thirsty but he's only sipping his beer.
He: Yeah. He's thursing it.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 25, 2009

bandalize

bandalize, verb, to destroy of a hotel room or arena by a rock band and/or its audience.

The Who bandalized the local hotel causing thousands of dollars in damage.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

air sing

lip synching while wearing earphones

He: What wrong with Bob? He's moving his lips but no sound.
She: He's air singing with his iPod.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 12, 2010

ogre-eat

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 8, 2009