Mojo Maniac's definitions

I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.

Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.

by Mojo maniac October 7, 2008

Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.

Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.

by Mojo Maniac August 14, 2008

Bites the Big One

To be lame or incompetent at whatever you do.

President Bush really bites the big one.

by Mojo maniac October 12, 2008

Bored To Tears

This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews.

I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Burned Up

This is when you do enough gangster shit in one place for too long as to wear out your welcome.

Josue Burned up in Chicago, so he had to flee to Mexico.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Got Ran

It means that you just lost big time to somebody else in competition.

Dude, You just Got Ran at the Poker Table.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

Giddy Up or Giddy Off

When your on the bottom having sex and you need to tell your girlfriend to work that ass or dismount your Schlong.

Shit Bitch, don't just sit there, Giddy Up or Giddy Off.

by Mojo maniac October 4, 2008