spalooga

This is semen floating in a hot tub.

Dude, I just swallowed the spalooga that was floating in the tub.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

Slack-Jawed

This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.

Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.

by Mojo Maniac July 23, 2008

Giddy Up or Giddy Off

When your on the bottom having sex and you need to tell your girlfriend to work that ass or dismount your Schlong.

Shit Bitch, don't just sit there, Giddy Up or Giddy Off.

by Mojo maniac August 08, 2008

Stomp the Yard

To dominate a Step Competition by clapping, stomping, and making noise on the body to make a beat with a whole group of people. Mostly with Black Sor. and Frats.

Delta Sigma Theta will Stomp the Yard better than anyone else and win the Step Competition.

by Mojo Maniac July 10, 2008

Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.

Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.

by Mojo Maniac July 18, 2008

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac July 21, 2008

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008