Definitions by Mohit Hira

Viagraphy 

The flirtatious exploits of a modern-day Casanova captured in a biographical genre.

Given his prowess at seducing ladies and his many nocturnal escapades, the viagraphy of Jack looked like it would be a bestseller.

Viagraphy by Mohit Hira March 1, 2011

Weakday 

A weekday that results in very poor business for cinema halls, pubs etc who then end up waiting for more customers on weekends.

Last Wednesday was a weakday because there were only seven people in the movie hall watching the latest Potter film.

Weakday by Mohit Hira November 27, 2010

love byte 

A publicly-visible romantic message, sent on a social network, that can make the recipient blush.

To continually remind her of his feelings towards her, he added one love byte a day on her Facebook wall.

love byte by Mohit Hira October 25, 2010

vuvuzela'd

Being drowned out by incessant protests while trying to say something - inspired by the South African horn being heard the Football World Cup.

The politician tried pacifying the raging mob but was vuvuzela'd by their hoots and jeers.

vuvuzela'd by Mohit Hira June 19, 2010

Digitox 

A detoxification session from all digital addictions such as Facebook, Twitter, chat, email, etc. Usually self-imposed over a long weekend.

Addicted to tweeting and updating his status on Facebook, Neeraj had to commit himself to a Digitox this weekend.

Digitox by Mohit Hira May 29, 2010

Webmistress 

A wife who loses her husband's attention and love to the more seductive Internet.

After Jack began spending more time on status updates and tweets, his wife realized she'd become a webmistress.

Webmistress by Mohit Hira February 8, 2010

Twitterage 

Mass anger and hysteria that follows any failure on the part of Twitter. Also associated with disproportionate public expression of any online behavior.

When Twitter went down because some hackers compromised its DNS records, thousands of its members had a twitterage.

Twitterage by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009