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Jobsolence

A phenomenon caused by the unexpected shutting down of a company/industry in one economy resulting in a disappearance of jobs en masse in another economy; thus, making an entire group of people obsolete overnight... creating a reverse Slumdog Millionaire.
When a leading insurance company filed for bankruptcy in the US, it also created jobsolence for several hundred outsourced call-center workers in India.
by Mohit Hira March 2, 2009
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Liquid Luck

An unexpected event caused by a hesitant man offering an unknown, beautiful woman a drink at a bar and her accepting it.
He had liquid luck last night when he warily offered to buy a drink for the single PYT next to him.
by Mohit Hira July 19, 2009
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Lehman Sisters

Wives/girlfriends of recently-orphaned Lehman Brothers executives who bond to share their collective, unexpected fall down the socio-economic ladder.
Amande and Jane are now the Lehman Sisters 'cause the Devil took away their Prada when their boyfriends lost their jobs on Wall Street.
by Mohit Hira February 26, 2009
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Summersault

An unexpected heat wave that assaults a city and renders its people helpless.
Delhi was chugging along fine, waiting for the rains, when a summersault hit it with temperatures crossing 111 Fahrenheit.
by Mohit Hira June 28, 2009
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Remoteitis

A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.
Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011
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Officesick

The equivalent of 'homesick' except that it refers to missing an office that you were recently a part of, or spent a long time in.
Having moved to another role that required him to relocate, Michael didn't realise he'd miss his former colleagues and be as officesick as he was.
by Mohit Hira January 20, 2014
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Viagraphy

The flirtatious exploits of a modern-day Casanova captured in a biographical genre.
Given his prowess at seducing ladies and his many nocturnal escapades, the viagraphy of Jack looked like it would be a bestseller.
by Mohit Hira March 1, 2011
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