Definitions by Modern Women
Goldilocks zone
1, habitable range from the sun
2, size range of male member where everything is still on the menu with all of the equipment you both have. Perfect!
2, size range of male member where everything is still on the menu with all of the equipment you both have. Perfect!
Goldilocks zone by Modern Women January 3, 2026
stalker time
When was the last time you saw your 'common law wife'?
Okay it's been a while but...
Thst sounds like stalker time. It's been 35 years.
Oh, has it really been that long. It doesn't feel that long.
Okay it's been a while but...
Thst sounds like stalker time. It's been 35 years.
Oh, has it really been that long. It doesn't feel that long.
stalker time by Modern Women January 3, 2026
pulling the goalie
pulling the goalie by Modern Women January 3, 2026
whangdoodle
So highly Exaggerated a pet name for your male member that it is practically imaginary.
Also; A whangdoodle is a whimsical, undefined imaginary creature, often a humorous placeholder for something fantastical or nonsensical, famously featured in Julie Andrews' children's book, The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles, where it's a wise, magical being whose existence depends on belief, but also appears in regional folklore as a hairy beast or simply as "stuff and nonsense" in slang.
Also; A whangdoodle is a whimsical, undefined imaginary creature, often a humorous placeholder for something fantastical or nonsensical, famously featured in Julie Andrews' children's book, The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles, where it's a wise, magical being whose existence depends on belief, but also appears in regional folklore as a hairy beast or simply as "stuff and nonsense" in slang.
A whangdoodle is a whimsical, undefined imaginary creature, often a humorous placeholder for something fantastical or nonsensical
whangdoodle by Modern Women January 3, 2026
daughter of seven fathers
The phrase "daughter of seven fathers" is not a recognized historical reference to a specific Portuguese princess or noblewoman. It may refer to a woman with a complex lineage or family story.
One prominent Portuguese figure who had several influential male figures in her life, including a father and multiple brothers who were significant historical figures, was Philippa of Lancaster, Queen consort of Portugal (1387–1415). While she only had one biological father, John of Gaunt, her children were known as the "Illustrious Generation" and made significant contributions to Portuguese history.
It is possible the phrase alludes to:
A literary work in Portuguese that features a character with this description.
A historical figure whose parentage was disputed or involved complex family trees common among European royalty where individuals could have multiple "fathers" in a legal or dynastic sense (e.g., stepfathers, adoptive fathers, or multiple potential biological fathers in scandalous situations
This may also be a Satan's Choice motor cycle club reference
One prominent Portuguese figure who had several influential male figures in her life, including a father and multiple brothers who were significant historical figures, was Philippa of Lancaster, Queen consort of Portugal (1387–1415). While she only had one biological father, John of Gaunt, her children were known as the "Illustrious Generation" and made significant contributions to Portuguese history.
It is possible the phrase alludes to:
A literary work in Portuguese that features a character with this description.
A historical figure whose parentage was disputed or involved complex family trees common among European royalty where individuals could have multiple "fathers" in a legal or dynastic sense (e.g., stepfathers, adoptive fathers, or multiple potential biological fathers in scandalous situations
This may also be a Satan's Choice motor cycle club reference
A historical figure whose parentage was disputed or involved complex family trees common among European royalty where individuals could have multiple "fathers" in a legal or dynastic sense (e.g., stepfathers, adoptive fathers, or multiple potential biological fathers in scandalous situations) daughter of seven fathers
daughter of seven fathers by Modern Women January 3, 2026
heyoka
The heyoka (heyókȟa, also spelled "haokah," "heyokha") is a type of sacred clown shaman in the culture of the Sioux (Lakota and Dakota people) of the Great Plains of North America. The heyoka is a contrarian, jester, and satirist, who speaks, moves and reacts in an opposite fashion to the people around them.
Only those having visions of the thunder beings of the west, the WakÃÅ‹yaÅ‹, and who are recognized as such by the community, can take on the ceremonial role of the heyoka
Wikipedia.com
Only those having visions of the thunder beings of the west, the WakÃÅ‹yaÅ‹, and who are recognized as such by the community, can take on the ceremonial role of the heyoka
Wikipedia.com
The heyoka is a contrarian, jester, and satirist, who speaks, moves and reacts in an opposite fashion to the people around them
heyoka by Modern Women January 2, 2026
Donkey cheese
Stupendiously over priced cheese, like gold by ounce, impossible to get and an "acquired" taste ( which is to say you may not like it.
The world priciest cheese is made from donkey milk (great big story) youtube.com
Or possibly a poker bet?
The world priciest cheese is made from donkey milk (great big story) youtube.com
Or possibly a poker bet?
Donkey cheese by Modern Women January 2, 2026