MoLo36's definitions

Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Textidriver

Any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers passengers by texting while driving.

News Report: “This just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. He was the third textidriver this month.”

by MoLo36 May 5, 2009

art transplant

The act of moving an artist either willingly or unwillingly from one home or studio to another.

Pablo was three months behind on his rent and was forced to have an art transplant.

by MoLo36 April 30, 2009

ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009

Same-sect marriage

The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.

The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

cr-app

A software application that has little or no real value.

If you want to pop simulated bubble wrap on your itouch...there's a cr-app for that.

by MoLo36 May 13, 2009