Mj's definitions

zorena

old bag

by mj August 21, 2003

Cock Lobster

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

by Mj May 13, 2005

MJ

MJ has LOTSA happy go luckey meanings! *Falls down with glee*

1) Anime freak or Otaku (Literaly meaning fan-poodle)
2) Constant target of being Yavuzed on.
3) Completley AMAZING DDR player who can do MaxPeriod in Heavy.
4) Someone with slight lack of comitment.
5) A complete dork who has gotten further with their sketchbook than you. Ha ha!
6) A to-be transexual. What?! THATS COOL!
7) Yaoi lover *Purrs*
8) Kaiatteh glomper.
9) TOTALY twisted synical person who cant set the limits of when to stop saying homosexual.
10) Compulsive jhonen Vasquez fan.

Because theres too much MJ to fit in your mouth!

Um I know... *Awkward scilence* We can play a game. Okay, close your eyes. *Rummage rummage* Okay now! Can you find your liver? n_n;;

by MJ June 4, 2004

issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke

u gonna cop that issue

by MJ April 6, 2005

Salty

mad, angry, pissed, ticked off

My moms tooks away my stash, you know that made me salty, yo.

by MJ May 13, 2005

yayo

cocaine and one hell of a song by Andre Nickatina

ayo for yayo
walk aroud wit yayo
all n my nasal
i musta been crazed yo

by MJ April 7, 2005

jumping for joy

Jumping up in down while have sex with someone. Usualy used by people with ADD

I love jumping for joy. It feels so good. Today im gonna jump for joy with Sam.

by mj July 7, 2004