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Yavuzed

Getting Yavuzed is NOT fun. Being Yavuzed on can mean one of two things:

1) You get hit on by a really REALLY freakish pedophile who likes girls who are one year younger then them (Though decades smarter like MJ for example.) in an MSN instant message conversation with that stupid blushing emoticon that makes me want to HURL.

or

2) You get rubed/touched/fondled/groaped/smeared/smooshed/rubed/licked/grinded/splorted/smeared/glomped/huggled/snuggled/penetrated/caressed/kissed/molestered by a Yavuz or any other anoying homophobic life form.

I have been Yavuzed on *Sniff* Its quite sad.
You Yavuzed on my lunch! Im telling the teacher.

Stop Yavuzing me!

Ack! My celuloid got Yavuzed on! Now all I can do is limp around with an electromagnetic poodle skirt!
by MJ June 4, 2004
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Yavuz

A Yavuz is what you can calla homophobe who Yavuzes on people. Yavuzes are also greedy and put $10 at a time on the DDR machine and thinks that they know how to play.
Will you please stop doing that Yavuz?!

Get your hands out of there Yavuz!

Yavuz caught a new pokemon. YEPPIE!
by MJ June 4, 2004
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MJ

MJ has LOTSA happy go luckey meanings! *Falls down with glee*

1) Anime freak or Otaku (Literaly meaning fan-poodle)
2) Constant target of being Yavuzed on.
3) Completley AMAZING DDR player who can do MaxPeriod in Heavy.
4) Someone with slight lack of comitment.
5) A complete dork who has gotten further with their sketchbook than you. Ha ha!
6) A to-be transexual. What?! THATS COOL!
7) Yaoi lover *Purrs*
8) Kaiatteh glomper.
9) TOTALY twisted synical person who cant set the limits of when to stop saying homosexual.
10) Compulsive jhonen Vasquez fan.
Because theres too much MJ to fit in your mouth!

Um I know... *Awkward scilence* We can play a game. Okay, close your eyes. *Rummage rummage* Okay now! Can you find your liver? n_n;;
by MJ June 4, 2004
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Kaiatteh

It means a really cute cat that you could just pick up and wuveeeeeeee! <3 ^__^
Awwwww! Look at the poor little kaiatteh run around on the floor with grandpa!
by MJ June 4, 2004
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Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches
by mj April 9, 2004
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bloody culo

mix of british and spanish slang lightly translated means Fucking Ass! best used when mad or very pissed at someone
Justin: *hits me* sup?
Me: get away from me you bloody culo!
by mj February 5, 2004
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chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.
Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.
by MJ January 15, 2004
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