Mj's definitions

Bam Margera

1.) my hero
2.) rich/lucky bastard
3.) West Chester representin'

Bam Margera is from West Chester, PA and rocks all that is rockable.

Viva la Bam!

by MJ November 28, 2003

Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches

did you hit that you Big Ern?

by mj April 9, 2004

issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke

u gonna cop that issue

by MJ April 6, 2005

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 26, 2003

Phat

1. Pretty Hot And TEMPERED

My sister becomes very phat during the time of the month.

by MJ February 6, 2005

chewing rag

When your underpants decide that its too cold outside and retreat to a place thats warmer - your arse crack.

Jesus, these pants must have shrunk in the wash or something, i'm chewing rag a treat!

by MJ October 26, 2003

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.

Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.

by MJ January 15, 2004