Tipper Gore

when somebody performs a backhanded flick of the wrist and catches the tip of ones dick when they are not paying attention..hurts

I gave him a tipper gore

by Mitch May 22, 2003

dip nuts

to run like hell, usually from the gay ass cops

i had to dip nuts from some cops last night

by mitch May 19, 2005

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

Hubbub

A commotion, generally from a large group of people.

A large crowd of people are talking about a topic, but the noise sounds incoherent.
"What's all the hubbub about?"

by Mitch May 31, 2004

hey whats your cup size?

what you ask dudes with huge bitch tits.

steve dave: hey whats your cup size?
damian: man, shut up kracka'

by mitch November 17, 2004

wankermafone

One who is considered a dickhead and practices bizarre behaviours

you god damn wankermafone

by mitch May 13, 2005

Golden Gordon

Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.

Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.

by Mitch September 02, 2004