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Definitions by Mister Arbiter

Fucked Up Logic

A contradictory or paradoxical statement made from illogical reasoning.
Jill and her fucked up logic... it never ends!
Imagine a gun with the barrel and the muzzle pointing towards the gun holder. Pulling the trigger will shoot the holder and not the intended target the holder wishes to shoot at.

Self-sabotage, shooting yourself in the foot, digging your own grave, social suicide, and other similar phrases are all part of the idea of the U-Gun.
Jack just U-Gunned himself... it'll take some serious damage control from PR to fix this shit!
U-Gun by Mister Arbiter May 17, 2026

Fourteen Sixes

The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Thirdteen Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have these 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
14. Must have at least 6 figures in cryptocurrency.
Jack, there are fourteen sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list.
Fourteen Sixes by Mister Arbiter December 31, 2025

Beige Pill

Being Beige Pilled means that you're boring and you offer no excitement to women. Mostly used by women who project themselves onto others.
I went out with a total Beige Piller last night... OMG, he's so boring!
Beige Pill by Mister Arbiter November 18, 2025

Fuchsia Pill 

Fuchsia Pillers are people who troll for fun and laugh. They don't take life seriously and live a carefree lifestyle. It follows the same pattern of colors as other pills, like the Red Pill and the Blue Pill.
I wish these Fuchsia Pillers would just go away so we could have a serious discussion in this thread.
Fuchsia Pill by Mister Arbiter September 21, 2024

Cobalt Pill 

The Cobalt Pill is named after the color, and it's an upgrade to the Blue Pill, but taken to the extreme. It's the complete opposite of the Scarlet Pill. Colbalt Pillers usually don't conform to traditional standards of masculinity.

Both Red Pillers and Scarlet Pillers amongst others, usually refer to this type of man as simps, effeminate men, white knights, soy boys, and feminist allies, depending on the context or situation.

Colbalt Pillers have low testosterone, pander to women, are wishy-washy, passive, have unmanly physical traits, and possess hypomasculinity.

Examples of Colbalt Pillers are husbands who were turned into feminists, thus becoming feminist allies to women. They believe in the "Believe Women" slogan. They actively believe in and use astrology. All men should open up and express their feelings. They make decisions based on pure emotions. There are no gender differences, both genders are equal, regardless of what biology states. While they believe in equality, they still give special privileges to women. They put women on a pedestal and call them Queens, regardless of whether they deserve it or not.
How I wish these Cobalt Pillers would stop putting all these undeserving women on pedestals. It would solve the female delusion in a heartbeat.
Cobalt Pill by Mister Arbiter September 7, 2024

Scarlet Pill 

The Scarlet Pill is an upgrade to the Red Pill, taken to the extreme. It's the complete opposite of the Cobalt Pill. Much like the Red Pill, it's named after the color scarlet. For Scarlet Pillers, this is the path to becoming a High Value Man. In essence, it embodies hypermasculinity.

Some of the traits of Scarlet Pillers include being hotheaded, stoicism, aggressive, confident, and high testosterone.

Scarlet Pillers are men who should never show any sort of emotions, because it makes them weak. Dancing and playing video games are gay activities, so men should never do those things. They should never ask for help and should always figure it out themselves. Asking for any form of help is a weakness. Real men, or true Alpha Males, don't need help. They should sleep around as much as they like, regardless of their relationship status. They hold the belief that women shouldn't be allowed to vote. Women exist to be merely sex objects, nothing more, nothing less. Also, men should hold the power in the relationship and be the sole breadwinner.
I'm a Scarlet Piller! I'm going to ask you out on a date! That's what real men do!
Scarlet Pill by Mister Arbiter September 7, 2024