Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet
by Mistahtom September 03, 2005
by MistahTom August 08, 2005
When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.
by MistahTom October 21, 2005
The dried product on the top of a squeeze bottle or any type of product dispensing container. Ketchup, hair gel, tooth paste, ointment, shave cream....you name it.
by MistahTom April 06, 2006
A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.
Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.
by MistahTom November 02, 2005
To interject a non-nerdy conversation with really nerdy comment thus distupting the conversation.
The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.
The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.
Bob: Wow Spiderman II was really bad.
Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?
Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!
Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?
Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!
by mistahtom July 22, 2006
by mistahtom May 27, 2006