beanie baby

A Mexican girlfriend/boyfriend

I took my beanie baby out to the club last night

by mistahtom May 27, 2006

ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

by MistahTom November 02, 2005

Dork It Up

To interject a non-nerdy conversation with really nerdy comment thus distupting the conversation.

The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.

Bob: Wow Spiderman II was really bad.

Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?

Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!

by mistahtom July 22, 2006

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 17, 2006

Scrillacon Valley

Another term for Silicon Valley 'cept it includes the money grubbing part of it.

Bob: Where you goin' for the Caesar Chavez holiday?
Steve: I'm goin' to Scrillacon Valley so I can outsource my job to India.

by MistahTom September 06, 2005

Walkie eye

An Australian term for a lazy eye, or a wandering eye. Sometimes refered to as a "Wokie Eye."

Janie's got a walkie eye

by mistahtom July 28, 2005

ass hopper

Someone who is promiscuous.

David likes to have sex with many people. He is an ass hopper.

by MistahTom September 15, 2005