7-10 Split

Getting kicked in the balls!

Bob: Man what happened to you?

Jim: I tried to get that girls number and she gave me a 7-10 split

by MistahTom September 26, 2005

CPA

"Certified Piece of Ass" "Certified PHAT Ass" Describes someone with an incredibly attractive ass. A.k.a. Badonkadonk

Tasha is a CPA with her big ole butt.

by MistahTom November 25, 2005

Whoragami

A very flexible prostitute. They do not necessarily have to be of Asian descent.

I put her legs behind her head and made some whoragami

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

Scrillacon Valley

Another term for Silicon Valley 'cept it includes the money grubbing part of it.

Bob: Where you goin' for the Caesar Chavez holiday?
Steve: I'm goin' to Scrillacon Valley so I can outsource my job to India.

by MistahTom September 06, 2005

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 18, 2006

urban outdoorsman

Politically correct term for a homeless person. I.E. Bum

Frisco is chock full of urban outdoorsmen.

by MistahTom August 24, 2005

iFraud

Name for an iPod that has illegal or illicit copywrited songs on it. (I fraud the music industry)

I bought a Crapple iFraud at The Circuit Shitty

by Mistahtom September 05, 2005