Mistahtom's definitions

suga bowl

Slang for the superficial female reproductive organ (vagina).

Woman: "Cleveland you tease, put yo finger in my suga bowl"

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

Dork It Up

To interject a non-nerdy conversation with really nerdy comment thus distupting the conversation.

The nerdy comment may/may not come from someone who is not contributing anything to the conversation.

Bob: Wow Spiderman II was really bad.

Nerd 1: Did you know tritium is an isotope of hydrogen?

Bob: Why you gotta dork it up for everything, Nerd?!

by mistahtom July 23, 2006

Lezbeau

1. A male Fag Hag

2: Lez = gay female
Beau = guy

Fag = gay male
Hag = woman

get it?

Skylar is a lezbeau. He hangs out with alot of lesbians.

by Mistahtom January 7, 2006

James the Nigga hatin' dolphin

Alias of former tv star Flipper the dolphin. On Chappelle's Show, he was put into the community pool to scare off all the black folks because he hates them.

Man 1: Holy shit its James the Nigga hatin' dolphin.

White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.

by mistahtom June 28, 2006

ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

by MistahTom November 2, 2005

D.T.

Acronym for delerium tremors. Something that you can get when you are withdrawing from something such as alcohol, heroine, porn

Carlos got the D.T.s when they put him in rehab for his alcohoism

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005