Mistahtom's definitions

Coke and Pepsi event

And event that is so popular/large that both Coke and Pepsi sponsor it.

Tim's party was so kick ass that it was a Coke and Pepsi Event

by MistahTom June 23, 2006

John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

scrap whistle

That whistle that gang members or a scrap use to identify themselves in a large crowd or over a lengthy distance. This is only done by Mexican gang members.

X used his scrap whistle to find Y at Great America.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

that fucking guy

A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy

Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.

Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.

by MistahTom June 13, 2006

Difference Barrier

The politically correct aka pc term for a fence.

The United States needs to build a better difference barrier between itself and Mexico

by MistahTom June 11, 2006

beanie baby

A Mexican girlfriend/boyfriend

I took my beanie baby out to the club last night

by mistahtom May 30, 2006

you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

by mistahtom May 23, 2006