Mistahtom's definitions

Scrillacon Valley

Another term for Silicon Valley 'cept it includes the money grubbing part of it.

Bob: Where you goin' for the Caesar Chavez holiday?
Steve: I'm goin' to Scrillacon Valley so I can outsource my job to India.

by MistahTom September 6, 2005

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

Foxcatcher five

An amateur wrestling move created by multi-millionaire turned criminal John du Pont. It is executed in the down position by grabbing your opponents balls from behind.

John du Pont is a crazy mo fo who created the Foxcatcher Five.

by MistahTom December 10, 2005

merry-go-round

When 1 guy fucks a guy in the ass, and then that guy fucks another guy in the ass and on and on until the last guy is back around fucking the 1st guy in the ass until they are all connected like a circle.

Bob, Robert, Bill, William, and Billiam made a merry-go-round.

by MistahTom December 12, 2005

FOB

*Expanded Definition*

1) "Fresh Off the Boat" usually pertains to Asians, Arabs, Russians or Indians (not Native American)

2) "Fresh Over the Border" Include people from south of the American/Mexican border. Mainly illegal Mexican immigrants.

"I went to Wal-Mart and there were FOBs as far as the eye can see."

Look at the FOBs in-front of the Home Depot

by MistahTom November 2, 2005

cuntstomer

Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.

I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.

Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.

by mistahtom November 29, 2005

San Diego Thank You

Kissing someone while they're taking a shit.

Stan: I'm gonna go to the bathroom

Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.

by Mistahtom April 19, 2010