Palin American

A pc way to call someone mentally challenged.

See: Retard

Person 1: "OMG, Bryan is such a retard"
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."

by Mistahtom February 11, 2010

Badinkydink

A tiny behind. The lacking of a curvaceous rear-end. Also known as a flat-ass.

I can't get sprung lookin at dat badinkydink.

by MistahTom August 08, 2005

Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

by Mistahtom September 03, 2005

beanie baby

A Mexican girlfriend/boyfriend

I took my beanie baby out to the club last night

by mistahtom May 27, 2006

ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

by MistahTom November 02, 2005

trash jenga

When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.

Bill, William and Billiam played trash jenga and Bill lost.

by MistahTom October 21, 2005

krelm

The dried product on the top of a squeeze bottle or any type of product dispensing container. Ketchup, hair gel, tooth paste, ointment, shave cream....you name it.

The krelm almost entirely useless and is nasty.

by MistahTom April 06, 2006