Definitions by MistahTom
Foxcatcher five
An amateur wrestling move created by multi-millionaire turned criminal John du Pont. It is executed in the down position by grabbing your opponents balls from behind.
Foxcatcher five by MistahTom December 10, 2005
cuntstomer
Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.
I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.
Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.
Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.
cuntstomer by mistahtom November 29, 2005
CPA
"Certified Piece of Ass" "Certified PHAT Ass" Describes someone with an incredibly attractive ass. A.k.a. Badonkadonk
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cabin fever
Scurvy Bill The Wej, Cap'n Knappy and Cap'n Kike all got cabin fever from too much time on the Jolly Roger
cabin fever by mistahtom November 22, 2005
Intelligent Design
A whole-baked idea that the right wing is using to devalue the teachings of the theory of evolution in public schools. What this concept is devoid of is that it cannot be proved nor disproved, unlike evolution which is a theory but has evidence. Stuff that cannot be proven and has no evidence should not be taught in public schools.
Intelligent Design is a right wing conspiracy that the moral majority is using to recruit more closed and easily persuaded minds.
Intelligent Design by mistahtom November 9, 2005
naked
Original definition
(1) To be without clothing
Slang definition
(2) When you have all things of value taken from you in a hold up.
(1) To be without clothing
Slang definition
(2) When you have all things of value taken from you in a hold up.
(1) I like to see girls naked
(2) Robber - Get naked foo'
Robbee - Ok, ok just don't call me a Racist
(2) Robber - Get naked foo'
Robbee - Ok, ok just don't call me a Racist