MistahTom's definitions

Difference Barrier

The politically correct aka pc term for a fence.

The United States needs to build a better difference barrier between itself and Mexico

by MistahTom June 11, 2006

San Diego Thank You

Kissing someone while they're taking a shit.

Stan: I'm gonna go to the bathroom

Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.

by Mistahtom April 19, 2010

krelm

The dried product on the top of a squeeze bottle or any type of product dispensing container. Ketchup, hair gel, tooth paste, ointment, shave cream....you name it.

The krelm almost entirely useless and is nasty.

by MistahTom April 6, 2006

James the Nigga hatin' dolphin

Alias of former tv star Flipper the dolphin. On Chappelle's Show, he was put into the community pool to scare off all the black folks because he hates them.

Man 1: Holy shit its James the Nigga hatin' dolphin.

White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.

by mistahtom June 28, 2006

Border Gay

A gay illegal immigrant.

Stephen Colbert called his gay illegal immigrant guest "Border Gay."

by Mistahtom July 15, 2011

hoopajew

Something that goes up your butt. A probe. Its from south park

Stan: "Whats an anal probe"

Chef: "Thats where they put this big metal hoopajew up your butt"

by MistahTom November 25, 2005

Texas

The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy

Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.

Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.

by mistahtom May 22, 2006