MistahTom's definitions

Sounds-kit

A container carrying 5 or 6 long 13'' smooth polished rods inserted into the urethra for sexual stimulation.

I bought a sounds kit for my girl and she came 8 times in thirty minutes!

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005