Definitions by MistahTom

Sounds-kit 

A container carrying 5 or 6 long 13'' smooth polished rods inserted into the urethra for sexual stimulation.

I bought a sounds kit for my girl and she came 8 times in thirty minutes!

Sounds-kit by MistahTom August 23, 2005

shlitz 

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

shlitz by MistahTom August 23, 2005