MistahTom's definitions

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 18, 2006

'mos

Short for homos or gay people

Guy1: You wanna go to S.F. ?
Guy2: Nah too many 'mos

by Mistahtom January 6, 2006