MistahTom's definitions

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 18, 2006

Benjamin Disraeli

Prime Minister of Britain 1874–1880 and a novelist. Now you know who he is.

Benjamin Disraeli wrote some books and was the PM of Great Britain.

by Mistahtom January 11, 2006