11 definitions by Missy M
The mode in which most men seem to operate, particularly in the last 10 years or so with the explosion in easy-access porn and it's influence on real life.
Guy - I hate work - can't keep my mind on it. I'd much rather be looking at internet porn and fucking a succession of ho's, with maybe short breaks for alcohol and Big Mac's.
(Junk for the brain and junk for the body. Over-indulgence will make you sick.)
(Junk for the brain and junk for the body. Over-indulgence will make you sick.)
by Missy M August 22, 2005
First of all, a fashion cycle is where they bring back something that was fashionable, say, 10 years ago, such as bell-bottoms, denim, platform shoes, short skirts, long skirts, the boho gypsy look etc.
Where this becomes confusing is when a cycle is re-cycled and then re-cycled again with another look, which then becomes a look unto itself.
So you could have for example, the “Hippy” look gets re-cycled 10 years later but is combined with the “Lady of the Manor” look too. Then, 10 years later the “HippyLlady of the Manor” look is re-cycled with the “Dallas meets Eskimo” look.
Someone who has the Fashion Cycle Syndrome would be so worried about having the latest look that they would look at someone, who, in reality may have not updated their wardrobe for a while except for maybe a new scarf or some accessory, had innocently gotten dressed that morning without a plan, but to whom the Fashion Cycle Syndrome sufferer will assess as not being behind or dated, but as being so far-thinking ahead that they have gone back to the beginning of another cycle which would include the dated stuff. See?
These mini-assessments are done anywhere from once a day to 20 or 30 times a day, depending on what you do and where you do it. Most women are unaware that they are even doing it as it has become so second-nature.
Where this becomes confusing is when a cycle is re-cycled and then re-cycled again with another look, which then becomes a look unto itself.
So you could have for example, the “Hippy” look gets re-cycled 10 years later but is combined with the “Lady of the Manor” look too. Then, 10 years later the “HippyLlady of the Manor” look is re-cycled with the “Dallas meets Eskimo” look.
Someone who has the Fashion Cycle Syndrome would be so worried about having the latest look that they would look at someone, who, in reality may have not updated their wardrobe for a while except for maybe a new scarf or some accessory, had innocently gotten dressed that morning without a plan, but to whom the Fashion Cycle Syndrome sufferer will assess as not being behind or dated, but as being so far-thinking ahead that they have gone back to the beginning of another cycle which would include the dated stuff. See?
These mini-assessments are done anywhere from once a day to 20 or 30 times a day, depending on what you do and where you do it. Most women are unaware that they are even doing it as it has become so second-nature.
Fashion Cycle Syndrome sufferer's subconscious thought process – “That stuff she’s wearing is so retro it’s way ahead of me!”
by Missy M October 6, 2005
This is taken from the slang term for Pyjamas - JimJams - but is re-applied using the word Gym instead.
Gym-Jams are items of clothing that you initially purchase as expensive shit for looking good at the gym, but end up using as pyjamas. Usually the items start out being used at the gym, then as they start to fade and become a bit crappy looking, slowly become relegated into schlepping-around-the-house gear, then into fully-fledged jammies.
Gym-Jams are items of clothing that you initially purchase as expensive shit for looking good at the gym, but end up using as pyjamas. Usually the items start out being used at the gym, then as they start to fade and become a bit crappy looking, slowly become relegated into schlepping-around-the-house gear, then into fully-fledged jammies.
Girl - I forgot my bag in the car - can you go out and get it for me? I'm not dressed properly.
Guy - why don't you go? No one will notice cuz you're wearing your Gym-Jams.
Guy - why don't you go? No one will notice cuz you're wearing your Gym-Jams.
by Missy M August 22, 2005
This abbreviation used to stand for World Wide Web.
It now stands for the activity which surrounds most of the time in which the web is browsed - Wanking While Watching (another video stream or live webcam) or, Wanking While Waiting (for the next lot of porn to download).
(For the Brit-ignorant, Wanking is the same as jerking-off/Whippin Mr Zippy/Polishing the PurplePink Pole, over here in Limey-Land.)
It now stands for the activity which surrounds most of the time in which the web is browsed - Wanking While Watching (another video stream or live webcam) or, Wanking While Waiting (for the next lot of porn to download).
(For the Brit-ignorant, Wanking is the same as jerking-off/Whippin Mr Zippy/Polishing the PurplePink Pole, over here in Limey-Land.)
"Shit I gotta clean this mouse and keyboard or buy a box of tissues, probably both (squeezes umpteen zit). Too much WWW. Oh, Just one more......"
by Missy M August 22, 2005
Mostly used as a noun; probably can be used as an adjective or verb but can't be assed at them moment to think how.
This word means the area in between ya legs, i.e., your genitalia.
Can be used interchangeably with SouthPark for those too young to remember Dallas (SouthFork was the name of the ranch).
This word means the area in between ya legs, i.e., your genitalia.
Can be used interchangeably with SouthPark for those too young to remember Dallas (SouthFork was the name of the ranch).
Girl: "I picked up a real gorgeous guy in the pub last nite but despite his attempts at going to SouthFork/Park, I had to stop cuz I got my period. Ewwww. So he got a MouthFork (obvious what this means) at SouthFork"
Guy 1: "So did you get lucky in the pub last nite?" (Translation, did he hook up with anyone and did they go to Southfork i.e, have sex.)
Guy 2 "Well I thought I had but we got back to her place, started dicking around, then just before I thought I was going to SouthFork, she discovered her period. Fux sake. But she MouthForked me down at SouthFork so it wasn't all a waste of time".
Guy 1: "So did you get lucky in the pub last nite?" (Translation, did he hook up with anyone and did they go to Southfork i.e, have sex.)
Guy 2 "Well I thought I had but we got back to her place, started dicking around, then just before I thought I was going to SouthFork, she discovered her period. Fux sake. But she MouthForked me down at SouthFork so it wasn't all a waste of time".
by Missy M August 3, 2005
A demolition derby is supposed to be a kind of race in old beaten-up cars where it is allowed to smash into the other competitors. The more smash-ups the better. Usually the cars are reinforced by the owners in order to survive as many rammings as poss thereby staying in the race. Adding the word "kamikaze" gives the meaning a much more dangerous edge, and means that the competitors don't mind if they are killed. So, that's the scenario for a Kamikaze Demolition Derby. (This meaning is for the purposes of conveying a situation in a hopefully humourous manner, but of course no such type of race exists in reality.)
The definition in my neighborhood is as follows:
A Kamikaze Demolition Derby is what you inadvertently end up being part of when driving in Hounslow or Feltham in West London. This is in part due to the high concentration in the population of chavs who drive around, high on whatever, in illegal cars. The can be spotted by the black or white smoke coming out of the back of the car, the colour red of the car, a head with a baseball cap in the driver's seat and acne on the very pale face, and if you get too close, will be cut up and then blamed for driving badly cuz you are a woman. You then see them drive off with squealing tyres smoking (they seem to love smoke of all kinds) and then nearly crash into the back of a bus.
The definition in my neighborhood is as follows:
A Kamikaze Demolition Derby is what you inadvertently end up being part of when driving in Hounslow or Feltham in West London. This is in part due to the high concentration in the population of chavs who drive around, high on whatever, in illegal cars. The can be spotted by the black or white smoke coming out of the back of the car, the colour red of the car, a head with a baseball cap in the driver's seat and acne on the very pale face, and if you get too close, will be cut up and then blamed for driving badly cuz you are a woman. You then see them drive off with squealing tyres smoking (they seem to love smoke of all kinds) and then nearly crash into the back of a bus.
Yes, it really did happen the other day. You know who you are wanker. Hopefully you will start another Kamikaze Demolition Derby soon which will cause you to be permanently removed from any future competions. Fuckwit.
by Missy M September 6, 2005
Defined as unimportant, trivial etc. But this is all subjective and can be interpreted by different people in different ways. The events of Sep 11 01 were the culmination of a focus of hatred against other people by terrorist men. One of the things that should have been learned by the whole world from the events of that day should have been that goodwill towards men and women begins at grassroots level and practiced in your everyday life. So, caring about your woman (and man) having an orgasm is a little start at getting the positivity ball rolling in the world. Lots of little things add up to a big thing so to speak. This may sound like idealistic claptrap bollocks, but the sentiment is still sound.
Sorry you didn't have an orgasm darling, let's just have a nice cuddle. Insensitivity and selfishness is so September 10th.
by Missy M September 10, 2005