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Definitions by MissionDoll

fruit bowl 

Affectionate term for a woman's breasts, derived from the many fruit-related terms for the same body parts. See apples and melons.
It doesn't matter what size your fruit bowl is, as long as it jiggles a little bit.
fruit bowl by MissionDoll November 11, 2004
apples by MissionDoll November 11, 2004
Fatty deposits on a woman's chest. They contain mammary glands which produce milk to feed babies, and have also evolved into a beauty/status symbol. Come in various sizes ranging from AAA (practically nonexistent) up to DDD and even higher. Generally, the bigger they are compared to the rest of a woman's body, the more attractive they are considered to be, although occasionally one will run across the rare man who prefers the little ones. The downside of having bigger ones is that they tend to sag after a woman reaches 30.
In today's breast-obsessed society, your breasts have to be at least a D-cup to be considered attractive.
breasts by MissionDoll November 11, 2004
A term of endearment used on a woman. Can be serious and sweet or just a way to get her into bed.
"Aww, sweetie, you know you'll always be my queen."
queen by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

floating crap game

A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.
It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!
floating crap game by MissionDoll October 19, 2004

theater geek 

Someone who enjoys acting or otherwise participating in a school drama club. From "theater", the business or practice of performing for an audience, and "geek", an uncool person. Connotation varies depending on use.
Negative: "I'm gonna pound you, theater geek!"
Positive: "Oh, Jason, you were a great Nathan Detroit in Guys and Dolls. You're such a theater geek!"
theater geek by MissionDoll October 19, 2004