Definitions by Miss Spunky

Phonesia 

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

A bad case of phonesia came over me as I tried to remember which boyfriend I was calling.

Phonesia by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Aquadextrous 

Possessing the ability to turn the
bathtub faucet on and off with your toes

My hands were preoccupied so I used my aquadextrous skills to have a cold shower.

Aquadextrous by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Lactomangulation

Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

After lactomangulating the milk carton, I switched to the other side and cut the top off.

Lactomangulation by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove
all the germs.

I picked up my jube-jube, disconfected it, and put it back in my mouth.

Disconfect by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Peppier 

The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

The peppier came around and offered to pepper my steak.

Peppier by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Pupkus 

The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

I made my husband clean off the pupkus off the car window.

Pupkus by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Elbonics 

The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Elbonics should be considered when building new movie theatres.

Elbonics by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003