9 definitions by Miss Spunky

Pupkus

The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

I made my husband clean off the pupkus off the car window.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

A bad case of phonesia came over me as I tried to remember which boyfriend I was calling.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Possessing the ability to turn the
bathtub faucet on and off with your toes

My hands were preoccupied so I used my aquadextrous skills to have a cold shower.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

The peppier came around and offered to pepper my steak.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

After lactomangulating the milk carton, I switched to the other side and cut the top off.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove
all the germs.

I picked up my jube-jube, disconfected it, and put it back in my mouth.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003