Miquelito6233's definitions

nwa10fp

This is an acronym for 'not with a 10 foot pole', which is an expression referring to something a person would not want to go anywhere near.

When I asked my wife if she would clip my toenails, she responded, "NWA10FP!"

by Miquelito6233 April 23, 2020

Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

Disingenuflect

This is when you kneel at church but you don’t really mean it.

The priest kept an eye out for disingenuflections among his parishioners.

by Miquelito6233 December 18, 2024

Ass Shoulders

This is the portion of love handles located on a person’s back and just above their ass.

When his shirt was tucked in tightly, it was form-fitting around his ample ass shoulders.
See also: ass neck

by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

Barkolepsy

Canine narcolepsy.

Once seated, my dog falls asleep immediately because she suffers from barkolepsy.

by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023

Flip flop ass drop

This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.

The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.

by Miquelito6233 August 13, 2023