Miquelito6233's definitions
You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.
The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)
by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023
Get the Dip nettingmug. Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.
I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.
by Miquelito6233 April 22, 2020
Get the haunch wagonmug. This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
by Miquelito6233 August 13, 2023
Get the Flip flop ass dropmug. by Miquelito6233 December 29, 2019
Get the Devil’s echomug. by Miquelito6233 December 18, 2024
Get the Disingenuflectmug. When his shirt was tucked in tightly, it was form-fitting around his ample ass shoulders.
See also: ass neck
See also: ass neck
by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024
Get the Ass Shouldersmug. This is an acronym for 'not with a 10 foot pole', which is an expression referring to something a person would not want to go anywhere near.
by Miquelito6233 April 23, 2020
Get the nwa10fpmug.