This mistaken humanistic view of reality is quite like the story of The Frog and the Scorpion — BUT FOR REAL!!!!!
The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:
*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.
Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.
Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.
The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:
*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.
Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.
Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.
1) How many women have entered into extramarital relationships with Herschel Walker thinking, “I can fix him”?
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 16, 2022
Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!
If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!
And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.
If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.
You got to get them to:
…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!
Now I feel better!!!!
If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!
And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.
If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.
You got to get them to:
…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!
Now I feel better!!!!
…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023
That’s a lot! — an expression that conveys the experience of being overwhelmed when confronted by an intense Person, Event, Timings, or Situation (P.E.T.S).
Another way of saying: “DA FUQ!!!!!?????”
Another way of saying: “DA FUQ!!!!!?????”
1) Doctor to a family member:
Your mother has stage four lymphatic cancer and has only months to live. All we can do is make her comfortable.
Family member:
That’s a lot!
2) Son to his mother:
Mom, come and get me; I’m in jail for a felony and they won’t let me out unless I can post bail.
Mother:
That’s a lot!
3) Sister looking at the date her brother has brought home for Thanksgiving family dinner:
That’s a lot!
4)Friends and family reading this definition:
That’s a lot!
Your mother has stage four lymphatic cancer and has only months to live. All we can do is make her comfortable.
Family member:
That’s a lot!
2) Son to his mother:
Mom, come and get me; I’m in jail for a felony and they won’t let me out unless I can post bail.
Mother:
That’s a lot!
3) Sister looking at the date her brother has brought home for Thanksgiving family dinner:
That’s a lot!
4)Friends and family reading this definition:
That’s a lot!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 05, 2023
Mindhunter Profiler
Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.
Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.
Did you see the latest word Mindhunter Profiler added to the Urban Dictionary? Man! Lately, he’s smoking on that Game of Thrones pack!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 14, 2022
Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.
This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 04, 2023
“A rainbow shot out of my dick” is ASAP Rocky’s description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.
“No lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.”
ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.
ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023