The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
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They’re coming to get you Donnie! You have fucked around and found out!!!!
Lawd Geeziz, It been a hell of a war!
I think we can rule out these charges being dropped ; and, because of his own words, Trumps legal defenses are experiencing rapid unplanned disassembly. Trumps life is about to get Northern New Jersey Messy!
On April 4th 2023, 45 caught 34 in New York — this case is still ongoing.
Now in addition to these charges on Friday June 9th 2023 45 has caught 37 Federal charges and will surrender in Florida on Tuesday June 13th 2023.
Another infamous historic first, Donald J. Trump is the first American President to have ever been indicted on Federal Criminal charges!
Oh, THE HUMANITY!!!!!
Now all of the DeSantis curious Republicans have to wait and see if Trumps current legal dilemma can make number two DeSantis become the de facto Republican Presidential Nominee.
Will there be a Trump.com Jailbird NFT? Stay tuned: Same Trump Time; Same Trump Channel.
They’re coming to get you Donnie! You have fucked around and found out!!!!
Lawd Geeziz, It been a hell of a war!
I think we can rule out these charges being dropped ; and, because of his own words, Trumps legal defenses are experiencing rapid unplanned disassembly. Trumps life is about to get Northern New Jersey Messy!
On April 4th 2023, 45 caught 34 in New York — this case is still ongoing.
Now in addition to these charges on Friday June 9th 2023 45 has caught 37 Federal charges and will surrender in Florida on Tuesday June 13th 2023.
Another infamous historic first, Donald J. Trump is the first American President to have ever been indicted on Federal Criminal charges!
Oh, THE HUMANITY!!!!!
Now all of the DeSantis curious Republicans have to wait and see if Trumps current legal dilemma can make number two DeSantis become the de facto Republican Presidential Nominee.
Will there be a Trump.com Jailbird NFT? Stay tuned: Same Trump Time; Same Trump Channel.
45 caught 37. On Friday June 9th 2023 45 has caught 37 federal charges and will surrender in Florida on Tuesday June 13th 2023. This will be an ultimate test of the American rule of law.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023
Get the 45 caught 37 mug.This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! — This is an example of the literary reversal theme wherein a well known oft quoted line or trope is inverted to show another facet of meaning to the idea. This example occurs in the movie New Jack City that takes the famous trope “THIS IS NOT PERSONAL; IT’S BUSINESS” and inverts it to make the point that ultimately narcotic drugs did destroy the uneasy symbiotic balance between the strange bed fellows: organized crime and organized policing.
In words of Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in the same movie: MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT RUNS THE MARATHONS.
Can you say Iran Contra Drugs for Arms Scandal, boys and girls? I knew that you could!!!
No matter what anyone tries to pretend: IT’S ALWAYS PERSONAL TO SOMEONE.
ALWAYS.
In words of Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in the same movie: MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT RUNS THE MARATHONS.
Can you say Iran Contra Drugs for Arms Scandal, boys and girls? I knew that you could!!!
No matter what anyone tries to pretend: IT’S ALWAYS PERSONAL TO SOMEONE.
ALWAYS.
Ice-T as Scotty Appleton in New Jack City: “This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! I want to shoot you so bad my dick is hard!!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 28, 2023
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1) My car got rear ended by a city bus going up hill on a sunny day at high noon! LAWSUIT!!!!!! Back up that money truck!
2) All of those knock off designer bags got sold and no one got caught. Everyone came back with pockets so swole with money; their asses looked like they had THE MUMPS!!!!! Re-up on the gear!!!! And then, Back up that money truck!
2) All of those knock off designer bags got sold and no one got caught. Everyone came back with pockets so swole with money; their asses looked like they had THE MUMPS!!!!! Re-up on the gear!!!! And then, Back up that money truck!
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Another version of this saying is “If you don’t have a seat at the table; then you are on the menu.” Meaning: there are a lot of people who are going to get rights, privileges, and tax cuts at the expense of front line workers and people living on the margins.
This is most easily seen in areas where both gerrymandering and redistricting are used to disenfranchise minority voters.
Another area where this is seen is in the backlash against a woman’s right to choose. As of September 9th 2023, the young women coming of age in my family have fewer reproductive and healthcare options than did the generation that crossed into womanhood ahead of them.
Representation Matters and if you don’t have a seat at the table you are on the menu; indeed, if you don’t have a seat at the table you ARE the menu!
Another version of this saying is “If you don’t have a seat at the table; then you are on the menu.” Meaning: there are a lot of people who are going to get rights, privileges, and tax cuts at the expense of front line workers and people living on the margins.
This is most easily seen in areas where both gerrymandering and redistricting are used to disenfranchise minority voters.
Another area where this is seen is in the backlash against a woman’s right to choose. As of September 9th 2023, the young women coming of age in my family have fewer reproductive and healthcare options than did the generation that crossed into womanhood ahead of them.
Representation Matters and if you don’t have a seat at the table you are on the menu; indeed, if you don’t have a seat at the table you ARE the menu!
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Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?
On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.
And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.
And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.
I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.
Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?
On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.
And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.
And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.
I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.
Wednesday May 31st 2023: The Day We Could Have Stopped It!” — scientist are warning that proposed Artificial Intelligence technology could cause the extinction of the human race.
And yet we persist in its development.
Didn’t anyone see the movie?
And yet we persist in its development.
Didn’t anyone see the movie?
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 31, 2023
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This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.
Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.
Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.
Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.
Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.
Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.
Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.
Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.
Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 15, 2023
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