Pudding Fingers — Every now and then you simply must congratulate your ops.
An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
Ron DeSantis has so much residue on his Pudding Fingers that we have to check the bills he signs for e.coli, fingerprints, and Trump’s DNA.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 17, 2023
Trump Drama — The penchant of the twice impeached failed president to find himself the “king of fucked up firsts”:
— The first President to have no political or military experience
— The first President to be charged with a felony after leaving office
— The first President to be charged with rape while in office
— The first President to be charged with rape after leaving office
— The first President to be found liable for sexual abuse
— The President with the most publicly documented lies told while in office (30,573 over four years as documented by The Washington Post ) including lying about the outcome of the 2020 election.
— The first President to interrupt the peaceful transfer of power in this nations history.
Ironically, Trump wants to be a king and he is “The King of Fucked Up First”.
Thank God he is the Republican front runner for the 2024 elections. Only he can save us.
— The first President to have no political or military experience
— The first President to be charged with a felony after leaving office
— The first President to be charged with rape while in office
— The first President to be charged with rape after leaving office
— The first President to be found liable for sexual abuse
— The President with the most publicly documented lies told while in office (30,573 over four years as documented by The Washington Post ) including lying about the outcome of the 2020 election.
— The first President to interrupt the peaceful transfer of power in this nations history.
Ironically, Trump wants to be a king and he is “The King of Fucked Up First”.
Thank God he is the Republican front runner for the 2024 elections. Only he can save us.
The Republican Party is tired of Trump Drama; and, quite a few members have become DeSantis Curious.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023
It was a different time is the most typical American excuse to explain how we treated each other in the past; as well as, the greatest argument for revamped American educational paradigms. We can’t change what we don’t understand; and we can’t understand if we don’t learn.
During the idealistic late 1960’s and early 1970’s it was thought that teaching people a more inclusive version of history would strengthen America and help her to live up to her promise — it was a different time.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023
I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:
“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.
It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.
Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.
Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 17, 2023
ACE — I people who identify as being asexual. I they exist on a spectrum where they experience little or no physical, sexual or emotional attraction to other people.
In some ancient and old cultures, these people are considered holy people, because of their absolute neutrality, towards the world and others; and, because they don’t experience the world through a filter of their own desires.
In contemporary cultures, these people are seen to have a pathology because for most people, it is unimaginable to look at the world and others, through any other screen, except the screen of acquisitiveness.
In some ancient and old cultures, these people are considered holy people, because of their absolute neutrality, towards the world and others; and, because they don’t experience the world through a filter of their own desires.
In contemporary cultures, these people are seen to have a pathology because for most people, it is unimaginable to look at the world and others, through any other screen, except the screen of acquisitiveness.
Your eyes may shine; your teeth may grit; but, none of that pussy shall you get: that woman is an ACE!!!!! an ace
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 11, 2023
unprecedented — a word that used to mean a person, event, timing or situation — P.E.T.S. — that had never happened before.
Now in the 21st century in the post-Trump Presidential Era it means: P.E.T.S. that happen everyday.
In literature this is called “the reversal theme”.
Here are a few contemporary examples:
“bad” means “good”.
Example: Man, that’s a bad car.
“Nasty” means “amazing”
Example: Man, that bad was nasty!
“Unprecedented” means “daily” or “regularly”
Example: Donald Trump telling lies is unprecedented.
This is one way languages undergo transformation; and, there are many examples of this in American English.
Now in the 21st century in the post-Trump Presidential Era it means: P.E.T.S. that happen everyday.
In literature this is called “the reversal theme”.
Here are a few contemporary examples:
“bad” means “good”.
Example: Man, that’s a bad car.
“Nasty” means “amazing”
Example: Man, that bad was nasty!
“Unprecedented” means “daily” or “regularly”
Example: Donald Trump telling lies is unprecedented.
This is one way languages undergo transformation; and, there are many examples of this in American English.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023
The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 08, 2022