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McCarthy’s Victory

McCarthy’s Victory — the modern equivalent of a Pyrrhic Victory wherein one wins a single battle in such a devastating way that it causes the war to be lost. This term is an example of historical displacement.

The original term “Pyrrhic victory” was coined by Plutarch to commemorate the disastrous victory of King Pyrrhus of Epirus over the Romans in 279 BCE. Casting what must be thought of as the original “shade”, Plutarch spoke the following words in his writings through the mouth of Pome’s opponent:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam

Meaning: Another victory like this and I will lose this war.

Historical displacement is a phenomena that occurs when a major fuck-up — or victory — is surpassed in a more recent time.

The term “Pyrrhic victory” first appeared in the English language somewhere between 1880 and 1885. As a neologism it has stood unchallenged — somewhat based on the idea that no one could ever fuck up as badly as King Pyrrhus of Epirus.

History was wrong.

Or, to put Plutarch’s words into Kevin McCarthy’s mouth:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam.

To which I add:

Adfers quod volebas, tigris; Quomodo gustat?

Which means: You got what you wanted, tiger; How does it taste?
Teacher to the honor’s history class of Barack Obama Highschool in the year 2097:

“The term McCarthy’s Victory replaced the more classical term

Pyrrhic Victory as a neologism on January 6th 2023 — ironically on the 1st annual anniversary of the insurrectionist attack on our then Capitol, Washington D.C. This is an example of what is known as historical displacement — or to use a more colloquial term from that era “throwing shade”,
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 8, 2023
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impossible beef

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023
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99 Entries

99 Entries — the entry Mindhunter Profiler entered into The Urban Dictionary on April 6th 2023 to enter his 100th definition. This entry is based on a play of words utilizing the title of the JZ Song 99 Problems.
I’ve got 99 entries but but I want an even one hundred.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023
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Lawd Geeziz

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021
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I felt that one!

An ejaculation of pain, suffering, or commiseration when watching or experiencing physical, or psychological pain being inflicted.
Using “I felt that one!” In a conversation:

Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?

Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.

Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 18, 2023
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A Riker’s Island green cup experience

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!
A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023
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“Like Me”

The same sex niece or nephew that could be mistaken for the son or daughter of their aunt or uncle based on the strength of deep family and mannerism resemblance.

On some level this is an anecdotal demonstration of the persistence of bloodlines — inherited characteristics; and mannerisms — acquired characteristics.

It’s an example of nature working in conjunction with nurture.
Old friend ask: Is this your son?

Your answer: No, this is my “Like Me”; this is my sister’s son; but, there is a strong family resemblance. Our bloodline is “skrong”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 29, 2022
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