Definitions by Mind Hunter the Profiler
I’d give my left nut to…
I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
I’d give my left nut to… by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023
I’m allergic to glib.
I’m allergic to glib. — a glib response inspired by the style of the playwright Bertoldt Brecht that foregrounds the apparatus of glibness used as a counter offensive weapon.
This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.
Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.
Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.
“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.
Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.
The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.
This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.
Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.
Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.
“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.
Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.
The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.
I actually read hard copy books and stay away from electronic platforms like Facebook and Twitter because I’m allergic to glib.
I’m allergic to glib. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 28, 2023
ass-spirations
ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
ass-spirations by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023
Rudy Ghouliani
Rudy Ghouliani — as in WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS MAN? He was America’s Mayor on 9/11.
He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.
“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.
He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.
“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.
Under the influence of Donald “Orange Dracula” Trump, Rudy Giuliani became Rudy Ghouliani — a fly eating; pardon selling thrall enslaved by his spray tanned master.
Rudy Ghouliani by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 16, 2023
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Why you ain’t say nothing?
Why you ain’t say nothing? — A favorite interrogative when someone gives you too much information way too late!
The reply to “ Why you ain’t say nothing?” is usually: “What! You didn’t know?!!!”
The reply to “ Why you ain’t say nothing?” is usually: “What! You didn’t know?!!!”
1) Man at a collage reunion::
You know, when we were in school, I hade quite a crush on you.
Woman at the reunion:
Why you ain’t say nothing?
2) First Friend:
You didn’t have to bring trees with you from out of town; Buddha is legal here in this state.
Second Friend:
Why you ain’t say nothing?
First Friend:
What! You didn’t know?
You know, when we were in school, I hade quite a crush on you.
Woman at the reunion:
Why you ain’t say nothing?
2) First Friend:
You didn’t have to bring trees with you from out of town; Buddha is legal here in this state.
Second Friend:
Why you ain’t say nothing?
First Friend:
What! You didn’t know?
Why you ain’t say nothing? by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 12, 2023
The Trump Paradox
The Trump Paradox — The idea that after observing his campaign and four years of his administration, people would still vote for Donald J. Trump. This actually isn’t the Trump Paradox, it’s THE AMERICAN PARADOX.
What this actually says is that about 40% of Americans are actually good with antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,
sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism.
If any of the -isms apply to you; the, it is unlikely that you are surprised by this. The people who are surprised by this is the people who would vote for Trump because “he’s a man of his times”; they “don’t necessarily like Trump, but they love his policies”; think “minorities, immigrants and women expect to much”; and that “we should save American for Americans”.
Which just means that they don’t know the meaning of the words: antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,
sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism — or that those words apply to them. Maybe THIS is the true paradox.
With apologies to Emma Lazarus, The New Colossus, The tired, The poor, The hungry, and the huddled masses yearning to be free.
What this actually says is that about 40% of Americans are actually good with antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,
sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism.
If any of the -isms apply to you; the, it is unlikely that you are surprised by this. The people who are surprised by this is the people who would vote for Trump because “he’s a man of his times”; they “don’t necessarily like Trump, but they love his policies”; think “minorities, immigrants and women expect to much”; and that “we should save American for Americans”.
Which just means that they don’t know the meaning of the words: antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,
sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism — or that those words apply to them. Maybe THIS is the true paradox.
With apologies to Emma Lazarus, The New Colossus, The tired, The poor, The hungry, and the huddled masses yearning to be free.
The Trump Paradox: many people hate the man but love his policies — which means they are just hiding their true feeling about society behind smiles and neoliberalism.
The Trump Paradox by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 11, 2023