Mind Hunter the Profiler's definitions
snugglingus — the act of snuggling gently — yet passionately — after a particularly good round of fellatio, cunnilingus, and mutually orgasmic-ly satisfying 69.
This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.
This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!
Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.
Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!
This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.
This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!
Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.
Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!
It started out as good natured mutually satisfying foreplay; but, damn if it didn’t go to prolonged and mutually satisfying 69 followed by grateful snugglingus with animated giggling conversation. Man that was some awesome sex!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
Get the snugglingusmug. Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
Get the Rapid Unplanned Disassemblymug. The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — The psychological truth that “once is a habit”.
A drug addict can easily tell you this. “Once” can become is a habit!
And, The Ghost of the Past Always Want to Live Again.
People seldom apply this principle to psychology and our addictions to particular: habits and people. It’s difficult leave: relationships; jobs; emotional habits; bouts of depression; and situations.
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and reassert themselves.
A failed New Years Resolution is another example of this.
There are also pop cultural references to this “haunting” aspect of human nature.
Curtis “50 Cents” James Jackson says:
…I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty, don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic
I got the magic stick…
The idea being that though it may be hard to “open a door” it’s almost impossible to “close it”.
On a Whiter note, The Indigo Girls sing:
…And there's not enough room
In this world for my pain
Signals cross and love gets lost
And time passed makes it plain
Of all my demon spirits
I need you the most
I'm in love with your ghost…
People say in a self-comforting way that there are ghosts; but, I say: we are all haunted by our habits from which our total character is derived; and, that The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and Again and Again.
Boo!
A drug addict can easily tell you this. “Once” can become is a habit!
And, The Ghost of the Past Always Want to Live Again.
People seldom apply this principle to psychology and our addictions to particular: habits and people. It’s difficult leave: relationships; jobs; emotional habits; bouts of depression; and situations.
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and reassert themselves.
A failed New Years Resolution is another example of this.
There are also pop cultural references to this “haunting” aspect of human nature.
Curtis “50 Cents” James Jackson says:
…I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty, don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic
I got the magic stick…
The idea being that though it may be hard to “open a door” it’s almost impossible to “close it”.
On a Whiter note, The Indigo Girls sing:
…And there's not enough room
In this world for my pain
Signals cross and love gets lost
And time passed makes it plain
Of all my demon spirits
I need you the most
I'm in love with your ghost…
People say in a self-comforting way that there are ghosts; but, I say: we are all haunted by our habits from which our total character is derived; and, that The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and Again and Again.
Boo!
Best Friend:
Maaaaaaaaaaan, delete that phone number, block your text and e-mail, and make all of your social media private right now if you really want to break up with her.
Idiot not about to listen to good advice:
Why, I gotta do all that!!!!?????
Best friend patiently like he’s talking to a two year old:
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — believe me, I know because I’ve been there. I also know that you won’t listen — because I didn’t, either.
Maaaaaaaaaaan, delete that phone number, block your text and e-mail, and make all of your social media private right now if you really want to break up with her.
Idiot not about to listen to good advice:
Why, I gotta do all that!!!!?????
Best friend patiently like he’s talking to a two year old:
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — believe me, I know because I’ve been there. I also know that you won’t listen — because I didn’t, either.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023
Get the The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Againmug. Deja Coup — the surreal realization that two years to the day after the attempted American Insurrection, the same congressmen who were instrumental in the attack on our democracy successfully made a bid for legitimate power on key congressional committees.
And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
Sung to the theme of the Dione Warwick song: Deja Vu
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 10, 2023
Get the deja coupmug. así no mas — just like that.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 2, 2023
Get the así no masmug. capitalism gay for pay — the ironic and paradoxical behavior of the American legal system’s penchant of enacting laws against LGBTQ and Transexual people; while, simultaneously having corporate donors lining up to be sponsors for Gay Pride events when money can be made.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.
This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.
Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.
You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.
Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.
America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.
An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:
Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms
Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)
A very interesting list.
One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.
This will not end well.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.
This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.
Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.
You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.
Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.
America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.
An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:
Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms
Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)
A very interesting list.
One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.
This will not end well.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
Get the capitalism is gay for paymug. woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
Get the woke up and chose chaosmug.