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I’m allergic to glib. — a glib response inspired by the style of the playwright Bertoldt Brecht that foregrounds the apparatus of glibness used as a counter offensive weapon.
This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.
Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.
Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.
“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.
Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.
The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.
This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.
Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.
Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.
“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.
Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.
The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.
I actually read hard copy books and stay away from electronic platforms like Facebook and Twitter because I’m allergic to glib.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 28, 2023
Get the I’m allergic to glib. mug.They’re coming to get you, Donnie…— the new slogan addressing the day 45 got 34 — meaning the 45th President was arrested for 34 felony charges. The slogan is a play on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: They’re coming to get you, Barbara and the first moment a zombie was seen to attack the living. The theme of the movie being that people thought “dead” were returning to eat the living.
By analogy “zombie cases” are being resurrected to eat Donald J. Trump A.K.A. The Orange Man, Dolt 45, and Donnie. Crimes thought evaded are being resurrected to bring the twice impeached failed president to heel and to eat him alive.
On April 4th 2023 history was made when an American President faced criminal charges for the first time
They’re coming to get you, Donnie.
But, beware a possible sequel Dawn of the Donnie based on the title of the sequel to Night of the Living Dead called “Dawn of the Dead that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth”.
By analogy: When there is no more room in Hell, Trump could walk into the White House…again.
My Hell have many vacancies!!!!!
By analogy “zombie cases” are being resurrected to eat Donald J. Trump A.K.A. The Orange Man, Dolt 45, and Donnie. Crimes thought evaded are being resurrected to bring the twice impeached failed president to heel and to eat him alive.
On April 4th 2023 history was made when an American President faced criminal charges for the first time
They’re coming to get you, Donnie.
But, beware a possible sequel Dawn of the Donnie based on the title of the sequel to Night of the Living Dead called “Dawn of the Dead that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth”.
By analogy: When there is no more room in Hell, Trump could walk into the White House…again.
My Hell have many vacancies!!!!!
On April 4th 2023, for the first time in history, an American President was arrested and charged with 34 felony counts. They’re coming to get you, Donnie.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023
Get the They’re coming to get you, Donnie. mug.They’re coming to get you Donnie…— a battle cry for Trump opponents based on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: “They’re coming to get you, Barbara”.
And, “they” were.
In the movie the dead were being mysteriously reanimated and pursuing the living to eat them alive. In Trump’s case, antics and events thought long dead are being reanimated and returning to bite Trump’s spray tanned orange ass; and to eat him alive.
April 4th 2023 is the historic day when the zombie cases returned from the dead to visit an undead plague upon DONALD J. TRUMP’S political campaign and life.
But, we have to beware of the sequel: Dawn of the Trump based on the movie Dawn of the Dead, a movie that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in hell; the dead will walk the earth”.
The Trump version of that tag line is: “If there is no more room in hell, The Orange Man could walk into the White House…again.”
May he’ll have several vacancies!
And, “they” were.
In the movie the dead were being mysteriously reanimated and pursuing the living to eat them alive. In Trump’s case, antics and events thought long dead are being reanimated and returning to bite Trump’s spray tanned orange ass; and to eat him alive.
April 4th 2023 is the historic day when the zombie cases returned from the dead to visit an undead plague upon DONALD J. TRUMP’S political campaign and life.
But, we have to beware of the sequel: Dawn of the Trump based on the movie Dawn of the Dead, a movie that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in hell; the dead will walk the earth”.
The Trump version of that tag line is: “If there is no more room in hell, The Orange Man could walk into the White House…again.”
May he’ll have several vacancies!
All of the dirt you did is catching up with you Dolt ‘45, there are a lot of pending cases in your future: They’re coming to get you, Donnie…
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 4, 2023
Get the They’re coming to get you, Donnie… mug.long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.
This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.
This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.
Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023
Get the long, deep, fast, and repeatedly mug.“You’re just scum!” — Nikki Haley’s succinct description of Vivek Ramaswami that caused him to have a gas face in the middle of the MSNBC televised debate on 11/08/2023. It was an Indian on Indian shoot out and we are certain that Vivek shot first.
He missed.
And like Han Solo in the Star Wars retcon, Nikki moved her head drew her blaster and nailed “Tandoori Greedo”.
If you come at the queen; then you better not miss! And she did that shite wearing the five inch heal that he criticized; and she looked good doing it, too.
He missed.
And like Han Solo in the Star Wars retcon, Nikki moved her head drew her blaster and nailed “Tandoori Greedo”.
If you come at the queen; then you better not miss! And she did that shite wearing the five inch heal that he criticized; and she looked good doing it, too.
Ramaswami: Your daughter’s on Tic Tock; get your own house in order.
Haley: Keep my daughter out of your mouth; “You’re just scum!”
Haley: Keep my daughter out of your mouth; “You’re just scum!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 8, 2023
Get the “You’re just scum!” mug.A person could turn Joker as a result of being a lifelong underdog while being abused, marginalized, and having his or her dreams trampled.
An atavistic archetype emerges to dominate the individual’s psyche to facilitate vengeance with a smile.
The function of turning Joker is to bring trauma to former tormentors who now become victims and objects of his or her vengeance.
This is the 21st century version of Travis Bickel or Mr. Hyde. Another president for turning Joker can be found in the 1971 soul song Thin Line Between Love and Hate.
A term used by Sam Jay in season 2 episode 2 of her HBO series Pause with Sam Jay.
An atavistic archetype emerges to dominate the individual’s psyche to facilitate vengeance with a smile.
The function of turning Joker is to bring trauma to former tormentors who now become victims and objects of his or her vengeance.
This is the 21st century version of Travis Bickel or Mr. Hyde. Another president for turning Joker can be found in the 1971 soul song Thin Line Between Love and Hate.
A term used by Sam Jay in season 2 episode 2 of her HBO series Pause with Sam Jay.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 29, 2022
Get the turn Joker mug.I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.
“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.
“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.
Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
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