Mikey's definitions

titty fuck

This is when you put your penis between two breasts and thrust until you ejaculate on the person's face.

Thomas titty-fucked his brother Joe's man tits!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

shemtob

1. a victim of a waterballooning/egging incident.
2. a stunning young lad that is extremely metrosexual.

man, you just owned that shemtob right in the face with that waterballoon.

by mikey April 20, 2005

Miller Place

This place is so ghetto you want to bring a huge gat or you will get shot up(watch your back here huge gangsters)

Yo representing MP 11789

by MIKEY March 7, 2005

double sweet

See sweet. Double the amount of enjoyment.

Thanks mate, double sweet

by Mikey February 5, 2003

leather handbag

A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.

Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.

by Mikey December 13, 2003

uberfuck

a bad ass mofo who keeps it real on xnetradio.com as well as hellsfury.com

uberfuck pwned your bitch ass.

by mikey June 3, 2004

shrooms

badger badger badger badger badger badger.. MUSHROOM MUSHROOMS!

"Shrooms opened my eyes... and I saw badgers!"

by Mikey March 24, 2004