Mikey's definitions

grumpied

to have defecated somewhere

I just grumpied all over the place

by Mikey May 13, 2005

The DUFFE

to finger a girl with Two in the stick one in the pink

Derek duffed Dana so hardcore

by Mikey December 1, 2004

Ricer

Any vehicle whether its import, domestic, 4 cylinder, 6 cylinder, or even 8 cylinder that has been raped by excessive use of stickers, "shopping cart" rear spoilers, fart cannons, bmw "fish gills", useless hood scoops, and/or clear/Altezza tailights. The term has nothing to do with the amount of horsepower the vehicle has, but the amount of garbage the person puts on the exterior of the car.

One time I saw this Mustang GT ricer that had a fish gills and a "Powered by Mustang" sticker on the back window, even though it should have read "Powered by Ford"

by Mikey August 19, 2003

crib

residence; often located in one's hood

Damn, bitch, get yo fly ass over to my crib!

by Mikey March 23, 2003

frieze

A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.

Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.

Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?

by Mikey July 11, 2003

hillbillyshitkicker

A person under the nick name of hillbilly who goes round kicking shit. Can be related to scouts summercamp's where there is a hike and people called ollie kick big piles of horse shit in the middle of the road. also a great insult.

'your a hillbillyshitkicker,stu,ha ha'

by Mikey November 6, 2004

tat

a tatto in common referance with tit for tat as in I'll show u my titties if u show me that nice tatto on ur chest, becasue no one wants to see man titties (eww)

also above ^ I'll show u my titties if u show me that nice tatto on ur chest, becasue no one wants to see man titties (eww)

by mikey April 6, 2005