Mikey's definitions

truffle picker

a midget

i stupid little truffle picker knocked me in the legs today walking up the stairs

by mikey October 7, 2003

boot

Racist term for a black guy. I have no idea why, maybe because there are guys called "Bootblacks" that shine shoes.

Yesterday i got robbed by a couple of boots.

by Mikey March 1, 2005

skisskissmosquitos

A common mispronunciation of the word mosquitos. The mosquito is a member of the insect kingdom. It eats you up in tiny bites.

Dad Gum! There sure is alotsa skismi, skmosquee, skisskissMOSQUITOS around here!

by Mikey June 14, 2003

Glynn

To Masterbate infront of a desk fan, then ejaculate into it and let it spray all over your self, and then have your dog lick it off

When Scott Glynns its very nasty, but he enjoys the hell out of it

by Mikey December 1, 2004

underwater disco

popular dance music characterized by hypnotic rhythm, repetitive lyrics, and electronically produced sounds performed soley below the surface of water.

The bowling alley was closed so we went to the underwater disco place

by mikey July 1, 2004

gayme

Skills; ability to pick up dudes, in a gay way.

Girlfriend, you got gayme!

by Mikey June 27, 2003

Runescape

See Haithem.
Runescape is very "addicting" to some, but to other it's a really boring game. When I say boring I mean holy ****, who would wanna play this game? OR EVEN SUBSCRIBE TO IT?

Haithem plays too much Runescape

by Mikey April 23, 2005