Mikey's definitions

van halen

A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.

Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!

by Mikey August 26, 2005

self-centered

jason dunn, see Jason Dunn

P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."

by mikey October 9, 2004

cumface

when a hot steamy load is apllied to a bitches face and she loves it

jenna has a sticky load on herr face and is loving it

by mikey May 13, 2005

Mogly

Mogly has got it goin on. He grew up in the jungles of Zimbabwe. He is known for many things, consisting of swinging from tree branches, his afro and his jungle call. At lunch he will sit wit all the guys, but near the end he will go into the bathroom and practice his jungle call because he still has hopes that he can return to Zimbabwe with this monkey mom and baloo.

Its a bird...its a bee...
Its mogly swinging from a tree!!!

Watch out for that...Tree!!!

by Mikey March 15, 2005

Japota

it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato

one Japota with Tuna and cheese

by mikey February 15, 2005

sweatybetty

A dirty scuzzy whore that stinks like a bloke who's just finished a 12 hour shift with no breaks in a toe clipping factory.
(Please note; it is not necessary for the dirty scuzzy whores name to Betty).

Guy 1: 'That rancid fat bird smells like shit and sweat'.
Guy 2: 'She does indeed my fellow chum. And that is why she has the title "sweatybetty". Now let us leave the vicinity never to enter the rancid slags airspace again'.

by Mikey June 20, 2006

ballsie

Another term used to describe someone having guts or courage to do something.

This usage of this word tends to stem from shallow uptight girls who try to be cute to make up for their lack of mature appearance.

That was a ballsie thing to do.

by Mikey September 1, 2004