Mikey's definitions

independent

the only way to be these days.

what is understood need not be discussed.

by mikey November 11, 2004

hushy

fat ass, sweet sexy mullet wearing cock smoker.

howard hush, toledo ohio

by mikey July 15, 2003

Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

by Mikey July 23, 2004

gayme

Skills; ability to pick up dudes, in a gay way.

Girlfriend, you got gayme!

by Mikey June 27, 2003

jaquita

The sexiest girl in the world, who also enjoys back door shit.....

Hey Jaquita, wats up baby?

by Mikey May 21, 2003

double sweet

See sweet. Double the amount of enjoyment.

Thanks mate, double sweet

by Mikey February 5, 2003

leather handbag

A woman who has tanned way too many times. She now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse.

Check out the leather handbag behind the bar. I bet she's only 25 but she looks 45.

by Mikey December 13, 2003