Mikey's definitions

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Thomas has the smallest dick I've ever seen! The things a fucking chode!

by Mikey August 21, 2006

Ozzy Osbourne

Known as The Ozzman, or the Blizzard, Ozzy Osbourne as one of the creators of Heavy Metal. In the late 60s him and 3 other guys set out to make a band known as Black Sabbath(also known as the first ever Heavy metal band). Ozzy led them out of England and into much bigger places. In the mid 70s the band kicked out The Ozzman, and he had to go on his own. In 1980 he came out with his first CD, "The Blizzard of Ozz". Ever since then he has hit some high and low spots. At the moment he has a show on MTV. Ozzy Osbourne's songs > most songs.

"Ozzy Osbourne, the Godfather of Heavy Metal."

by Mikey July 9, 2003

fungayrinow

Describes a weird or lame situation or object.

did you see that shirt? That stupid sh*t's fungayrinow.

you're funagyrinow, haha.

by mikey April 6, 2005

routine 2

when the guy in the back seat passenger side of a car, opens the front seat passengers door and the driver pushes him out.

Look at that dead guy by the side of the road. Probably got routine 2ed.

by Mikey November 19, 2003

Mushroom sauce

n. Ejaculate, semen, cum\

Dude, I fuckin' gave her an extra helping of mushroom sauce on her face.

by Mikey February 16, 2004

its on like vince vaughn

The DefCon 1 of party status. Can only be achieved on a weeknight. Pure mischief and utter disregard.

"It's already 11, I gotta work in the morning."
"Let's have another round and then head over to Eau and cut some ass."
"It's on like Vince Vaughn!"

by mikey January 19, 2005

Glynn

To Masterbate infront of a desk fan, then ejaculate into it and let it spray all over your self, and then have your dog lick it off

When Scott Glynns its very nasty, but he enjoys the hell out of it

by Mikey December 1, 2004