Definitions by Mike Smith

never nude 

Someone who is uncomfortable naked, and thus always has some garment of clothing on, even while bathing.

Tobias from Arrested Development is a never nude.

never nude by Mike Smith November 26, 2004

spider web

A spiderweb is when you are doin your chick and she saus stop before you blow it then you wait till she falls asleep and blow it in her hair

Im gonna give that bitch a spiderweb

spider web by Mike Smith October 2, 2004

sandous flapiolis 

Scientific meaning for rock in the shoot wich is a bastardiazation of sand in the vagina.

Mike is pisses off because he has sand in the vagina.

sandous flapiolis by Mike Smith October 2, 2004

gnar boots 

A statement made when referring to something which is totally rad.

That switch cab five was gnar boots!

gnar boots by Mike Smith May 22, 2004

Sweet

To be superior to individuals / groups, to totally own, regarded in a high manner. Sweetness factor can be derived from mathematical equations.

1. Man, tony danza is fucking sweet.
2. Man, I (or We) are way sweeter than _____ insert random group.
3. Sweetness = (Weight*height)*(Sin(2X)) / ( of pushups you can do)

Sweet by Mike Smith March 10, 2004

hoinger 

A euphemism for the male genetalia.

"His hoinger remained flaccid and unused due to the lack of attractive females"

hoinger by Mike Smith February 28, 2004

tbyrd 

A prime example of a man who is extremely unsure about his sexual preference and one who likes to "test the waters"

Elton John

tbyrd by Mike Smith February 22, 2004