Mike Lofthouse's definitions

White Spyder

1) A Song by the Smashing Pumpkins that was never released, but should have been because it rawx

2) @ 1337 f0 $H1zz13 H4x0|2 ß1tch

3) The Man with the AWP who capped you in the head from 300 yards away.

*Headshot*

*Counter-Terrorists Win*

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

Bullet With Butterfly Wings

One kick ass motherfucking song by Bily Corgan and the Smashing Pumpkins, the Gods of 90's alternative music.

Despite all my rage
I am still just a rat in a cage

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

dumps like a truck

An analogy used to describe people, usually larger ones, who excrimate their feces in a manner resembling a dumptruck dumping it's load.

Man, that fat old b1tch dumps like a truck

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

Thou

Thou: A word used by holy dudes to speak to holier dudes.

Yo Jesus, man, how art thou?

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

Lofthouse

Lofthouse - derived from german - luft- hous; meaning high houses, or house of the holy. Remind me of Led Zeppelin too. It's my last name. Rawk On!

Mike Lofthouse is God!

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004

Wingless

Adjective:
1) The characteristic of having no wings
2) Being unable to fly
3) Being a coward, or being ignorant
Noun:
1) An emotionally weak mother fucker who doesn't know what they stand for, but thinks they do.

A- Ya, Anarchy Rules
B- Do you know what Anarchy is?
A- An A with a circle around it?
B- You are one wingless son of a bitch, you know that?
A- Yes Sir

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004