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a house which contains a loft
and within that loft there is a doll's house
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oh look there's the sacred lofthouse
lofthouse by the ugly lover April 16, 2003

Lofthouse Cookies 

Those really good soft cookies that everyone loves but has no idea how to make.

Also known as, "Those really good sugar cookies."
Ron- Man, those lofthouse cookies mom bought were the best.
Lofthouse Cookies by TDIDDy12 June 27, 2016

Lofthouse Cookies 

The literal best thing ever.
yo you ever see those cookies with the icing at walmart, yeah theyre called lofthouse cookies, they are so good.
Lofthouse Cookies by anonymous October 18, 2020

ryan lofthouse 

a short guy with no middle name.

part of a band called the tyne, who have toured with new hope club

really talented and was on the voice kids
love you ryan❤️
ryan lofthouse means to be short
girl 1: how short are you?
ryan: i’m not that short :(
ryan lofthouse by cookiemonsterzoe October 12, 2019

Longhouse 

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.
-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.
Longhouse by karqz November 12, 2022

lithouse 

a house that is motherucking lit and turnt with hoes that be booty popping and twerking
We are going to lithouse this weekend
lithouse by YASLITCASHMEOUTSIDE March 19, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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