Mike D's definitions

cheapdeep

Brown people who try to get discounts at stores like Bestbuy and Futureshop.

Salesmen: "NO, IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A F**CKING DISCOUNT, ITS ALREADY ON SALE YOU DAMNED CHEAPDEEP".

Salesmen2: "Wow Jerry, that guy WAS a cheapdeep, you've been knee deep in cheappreets all day".

by Mike D June 19, 2006

doubledeep

Brown people who work off commission at stores like Futureshop and A&B sound - instead of helping out one customer at a time - they will bounce from customer to customer trying to maximize their profit. Hence 'Double'-deep.

"Fuck, Gurpreet is such a doubledeep, he totally jacked my sale".

"Rahul needs to learn to stick to one customer at a time, that dude is such a doubledeep".

by Mike D June 20, 2006

Mexican Shit

After a night of extreme drinking, you get up to take a shit. And it smells so bad that your eyes BURN.

"Steve, i could smell your mexican shit on the other side of the building... how fucked up did you get last night dude?"

by Mike D June 20, 2006

Billabong

1. expensive skater brand clothing

2. affectionate name for your penis

she tugged on my billabong real hard

by mike d June 8, 2005

Cell block D

Used to house the most violent criminals in Alcatraz

Yo, my boi just got 30 to life fo a crime he dint commit. Dem pigz sent him to Cell block D.

by mike d November 14, 2018

cuckus

-hair that is curly and matted, in desperate need of a trim

-with short faded hair, when the bottom starts to get a curl to it, typically at the 1/4" length, making it necessary to break out the #1 clippers.

damn shaggy! you need to go cut that cuckus

by MIKE D August 11, 2004

high strung

From the St. Sebastian's Renaissance Guild website:

WHAT DOES "HIGH STRUNG" MEAN?

When a bow is "high strung" it means that when the bow is strung the height of the string from the handle is over 6 inches. This made the bow fast to shoot but over-stressed the wood causing the bow to have a very short life. When a bow fails it tends to explode.

So a "high strung" person is quick to blow up. Quick to anger, etc

The high strung mall security guard told me he'd kick my ass if I tried to skateboard again.

by Mike D March 9, 2005