Mike B's definitions

guns akimbo

Use of two weapons of the same type, usually one in each hand.

That guns akimbo cheat owns!

by mike b June 5, 2003

flying camel

First you position the headboard of your bed an inch from the wall. Second, set your girl up doggystyle and make sure her head is only a few inches from the headboard. Third, as you're pounding away, her head will hit the headboard which will, in turn, hit the wall making a galloping noise. Finally, as all this is happening, wave your arms in the air and make noises like a camel.

"My girlfriend got a concussion last night when we tried out the flying camel"

by Mike B April 19, 2005

cunt globe

When a woman's vaginal area is strech to such an extreme that you can fit your face inside of it.

Your mom had such a cunt globe we fit both me and DJ's head inside of it!! what a whore!

by mike b March 18, 2005

spina

a bleach blond pizza face anime kid who is extremely talented at drawing. he also hates new metal kids and wears suspenders.

Look at that spina at his locke.

by mike b January 30, 2005

flabis

flibis: the excess fat that is chopped of from weight loss surgery.

It also is a very bad cuss word.

1. after the doctor cut off the fat, it was considered flabis.
2. you flabis head

by mike b February 20, 2005

weenis

The coolest word, meaning more than one thing, you can use and not get in trouble!

Kiss my weenis!
Weenis job!
My weenis is very hard! Now it is soft!

by Mike B October 10, 2003

bevet

Derived from a particularly zealous user on fark.com. In general use can be used to refer to most general fanatics and fanboys.

Summon the bevets!

by mike b October 18, 2003