Mike's definitions

Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.

Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!

by Mike March 19, 2008

globotomy

from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.

Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.

by Mike February 23, 2008

Delirious

the lizard man who speaks in tongs. He wrestles in Ring of Honor, IWA: Mid-West NWA Midwest among others.

Delirious > You

Delirious: gibberish, giberish

by Mike January 14, 2008

fantastical

of or relating to two objects used in the same sentence or idea that do not normally belong together.

mathematically equal to one (1) lightyear + one (1) standard unit of amazingness

Dragon Pillow? Thats fantastical.

by Mike November 16, 2007

ivories

Piano keys. Now made from plastic or other synthetics, the keys were once made from elephant tusks.

Skinny Sanderson, you want to lower the lights, serve some champaign, and then tickle the ivories for a spell?

by Mike May 21, 2007

moran

Representative James Moran (D-Va), a liberal Democrat opposed to the Bush administration. As such, strongly disliked by Bush supporters. One Bush supporter disliked him so much that he made a sign saying "Get a brain, Morans!" obviously with the intent to imply that Representative James Moran is a moron.

Representative James Moran: "I believe that the war in Iraq is the most pressing issue facing our country today. An early and outspoken opponent of the war, I voted against authorizing the President to go to war, co-authoring the Democratic alternative resolution which required President Bush to fully exhaust all diplomatic options before taking military action. I was also the original author of legislation that required the Defense Department, for the first time, to begin providing Congress with regular reports detailing how military operations were progressing in Iraq."

Sign guy: "Get a brain, Moran! Go USA!"

by Mike May 9, 2007

Television

American band formed in 1973 in New York during the birth of punk and having a major impact on punk, new wave and alternative music with their first album titled "Marquee Moon" in 1977. Their sound was based around minimalism, and the raw sound of garage rock of the 60's, a far cry from what may be considered "punk" today. While they may be labeled a protopunk band, their influence comes in at a later date than other bands under such label.

Tom Verlaine (Guitar/Keyboard/Lead Vocals)
Richard Lloyd (Guitar)
Fred Smith (Bass Guitar)
Billy Ficca (Drums)

Television's "Marquee Moon" belongs in every rock music lovers collection.

by Mike May 2, 2007