Mike's definitions

snip snip

The white equivalent of "Skeet skeet" however different definition. This one can be anything you want it to mean. Use it any way you can.

This guy came up to me the other day and i was like 'snip snip' and he knew his role.

Sheeet- I walked in to the doctor's the other day, sat around, snip snip I was done in 20.

by mike March 22, 2004

haji

hand job... usually given as a reward of something good

Pendleberry is the haji-master

"hey kinger, if u score a goal ill give u a haji after the game"

by mike April 23, 2004

eggplant

A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.

"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."

by Mike November 21, 2003

jabronie

a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe

guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!

by Mike January 4, 2004

scuttlebutt

Word on the street/rumor

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.

by Mike September 25, 2005

FDD

Far Distance Disorder - happens when you see a guy/girl from far away thinking that he/she is hot, but turns out otherwise.

Wow, that girl looks fine! (after a closer look) Oh, it's just FDD.

by mike March 10, 2004

pooptube

The area where you sheizen out of in place of a anal substitute.

keep your finger out of my pooptube.

by Mike May 13, 2005