Mike's definitions

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Cynical, rolling of the eyes. Expressed often at the end of sentences or just straight up.

Stupid Emo Freak 1: d00d, that is teh 0wnz0rs.
Non Emo Freak 2: ~~

by Mike January 23, 2005

Zumer

This is not an verb as such but a person! but this person is a clown, a tit, a wanker etc

Zumer you're a fucking tit/clown/wanker/etc

by mike December 18, 2003

giver pig

Used extensively in the Ottawa Valley by "hicks" when they are talking about snowmobiling.
Meaning: Must give it all you got, step on it, lets fuckin get it going.

Alright man , lets giver pig

by Mike October 20, 2004

shamalamadingdong

when you love someone more than they love you.

I shamalamadingdong you.

by mike September 27, 2004

pacman fever

when you think your on a roll on pac-man but you aren't so you sue nintendo for the mr. limmiwinks quest game coming out in 2005!!!

my nipples are hard Zack...:)

by mike December 5, 2004

neco

a really cool and sexy guy

ohh damn you are neco

by Mike July 6, 2003

WonkaNiggers

People who are failures in life. People who when you see you just say "wutta wonkanigger" for lack of a better or funnier word. Your mailman could be a wonkanigger, the guy behind the counter, your aunt, or even YOU...dun dun dun P.S. Dan Kreiger of New Jersey is a WonkaNigger with his cheap dirty Chuck Taylors

An Example of a WonkaNigger, anyone you see, basically its just another way of saying that person looks stupid corny gay retarded nigletish

by Mike April 22, 2004