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pick up line

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
by Mike December 28, 2005
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Lindy

Shortened name for Lindy Hop, the mother of all swing dances. The name comes from a 1927 news headline which proclaimed "Lindy Hops the Atlantic" with reference to Charles Lindbergh's legendary flight.

The dance is between partners, one leader and one follower, typically a man and woman. The choreography is improvised on the fly by the lead, who guides the follow through turns, pushes, and other steps.

The timing is based on four-count blocks, and is typically danced to big-band swing music.
Hey baby, wanna Lindy?
by Mike April 27, 2006
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blueberry

Reference to 80mg Oxycontin tablets commonly used in Boston neighborhoods
I took a blueberry earlier today and I'm still wrecked
by Mike February 11, 2005
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nub

yo man I like da nub! Wut Happened?
I cut off my finger fixing my car and i was left with da nub.
by Mike February 9, 2004
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acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.
Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.
by Mike May 13, 2005
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Scheme

A really cool functional programming language, derived from LISP. Makes cool data strucutures like lazy lists easy to make.
by Mike April 15, 2004
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shit hole

by mike January 10, 2004
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