Definitions by Mike

one eyed trouser trout 

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

one eyed trouser trout by Mike September 14, 2003

depalma

to be exceptionally late

I should've been reading this story months ago; you pulled a serious depalma!

depalma by Mike September 14, 2003

beat off 

Go fuck yourself

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.

beat off by Mike September 13, 2003

gihugical 

Of immense proportions, incomprehensibly huge.

The deficit in California is gihugical

gihugical by Mike September 12, 2003

antichristical 

Pertaining to anythig anti-christ, blasphemy.

Blasphemy is anti-christical.

antichristical by Mike September 12, 2003

shlurping 

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

shlurping by Mike September 11, 2003

cockweasel 

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

cockweasel by Mike September 10, 2003