Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

Douching

An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.

As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.

by Mike December 15, 2003

get on it

A rallying cheer to go balls to the wall with reckless abandon. To give 100% while doing something unproductive and often dangerous.

Guy A: He's going to crowd surf with his ass hanging out...
Guy B: well hell, GET ON IT!

by mike November 22, 2004

fibber

One who is from Illinois (stands for F*cking Illinois Bastard

The fibber drove really fast up in Wisconsin

by mike January 18, 2005

meat wagon

Ambulance, slang.

by Mike January 02, 2003

four ships

what the marching band chants when the crowd says bullshit; since the band can't say bullshit in uniform.
Also used in song.

My eyes grow dim I cannot see, I have not brought my specs. FOUR SHIPS!

by MIKE December 04, 2002

putor'

short for computor usually used by lazy people in chat rooms on the internet

mike: man my putor' crashed
max: shame well it's ok you can download some porn off my putor'

by mike March 29, 2005