Mike's definitions

weakstick

A salesperson who is unable to close a sale without the aid of one of his/her co-workers.

"No Eric, I will not talk to your customers for you. Go close the sale you weakstick.

by Mike June 8, 2004

Flip

To Stunt, sell drugs, or to take a ride somewhere

1. Ever since Joey has a job that makes 6 figures, Joey flips alot with his jewels.
2. Them boys are flippin every moring on the corner before the cops come.
3. Im going to flip with my friends to the club.

by MIKE April 27, 2004

shlang

Any slang refering to a phalice.

shlatitude and slongitude are shlang.

by Mike March 30, 2004

jughead

Noun. A penis whose crown is larger in girth than the rest of its shaft circumference.

My jughead was hard to get in Katy last night.

by Mike June 19, 2003

eclipse

A chicks car that people think is so fast and so cool looking but u only see girls driving it most of the time

This guy that he was so cool driving in a chick's car

by mike November 25, 2004

nyma

fucking HELL on earth

nyma aka new york military academy is the biggest piece of shit scam school in the world and i hope it blows the fuck up...(Need Your Money Academy is what we really call it

by mike March 28, 2004

needlepoint

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.

Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.

by mike April 10, 2004