Mike's definitions

Use Your Illusion

Only the best album in rock history created and performed by non other then Guns N' Roses!
-Use Your Illusion 1
-Use Your Illusion 2

I went out and bought both Use Your Illusion C.D.'s yesterday, there kick ass!

by Mike January 1, 2004

victory lane

Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.

I had never seen cum shoot over 50 feet until victory lane.

by Mike February 17, 2004

Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.

"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"

by Mike November 29, 2004

er-er

A covert reference to sexual activity, particularly in response to a non-sexual statement. Literally, the squeaking of a bed during sexual intercourse.

Gloria: Lisa, would you like help trimming that bush?
Kevin: Er-er.
Gloria: Huh?

by Mike December 26, 2004

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

p-bass

slang term for the Fender Precision Bass

The P in P-Bass should stand for punk.

by mike November 13, 2004

Cisco Whip

A tool used to discipline student taking the Cisco class.

Dude I went to google for like a second and i totaly got beat with the cisco whip.

by Mike March 18, 2005