droomp 

in the summer when one of your balls hangs lower than the other

dude its soo hot i have a mean ass droomp get some ice so i can get rid of it

droomp by mike November 14, 2003

Droopy 

Droopy is the name of a cartoon dog created in 1943 by Tex Avery and featured in a number of animated short movies produced by the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer cartoon studio. Originally he did not have a name and was then called Happy Hound before being named Droopy in 1949.

Droopy's meek, deadpan voice and personality were modeled after the character Wallace Wimple on the radio comedy Fibber McGee and Molly; actor Bill Thompson, who played Wimple, was the original voice of Droopy.

Droopy by EliasG October 7, 2015

doomposting 

When someone expects the worst possible scenario, regardless of there being evidence to support them. The poster will usually mention that they hope it doesn't happen. However, everything they say always reeks of pessimism.

Poster 1: this decade will be when WW3 starts
Poster 2: lol what?
Poster 1: trust me, I want to be wrong but it'll still happen
Poster 2: stop doomposting

doomposting by ethyr January 27, 2020

Droop Snoot 

The snoot would droop

"The snoot would droop"

"Droop Snoot is my favorite meme"

Droop Snoot by Ametrine August 20, 2018

droopy tea bag 

That act of being tea bagged by an old man.

Charlie was in his 90's, but he stilled like laying his testicles across his wife's face and giving her a droopy tea bag.

droopy tea bag by Nutzen YerMouf February 4, 2018

droopy camel 

Camel toe on an old woman.

When an old woman wears tight skimpy shorts or yoga pants giving her a camel toe.

Typical style of cougars and senile old women.

For Gertrude's 72nd birthday party she wore her skin tight leggings to help show off her assets. Maybe tonight she will get that nice handsome boy from the college to come home with her.

She arrived at the party and started hitting on the college boy, making obscene gestures with her lips. When she pointed down to her droopy camel, the college boy threw up a little bit in his mouth.

droopy camel by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018

Droom 

n. A weird fable or form of prose poem (see proetry) attributed to the titular character in "The Untold Tales of Ozman Droom"—a composite novel, short story cycle, and/or grimoire.

When capitalized, the word refers to Ozman Droom himself, who is variously described as a daemon, pandimensional entity, or channeler of otherworldly messages.

Examples

—Her term paper compared and contrasted the prose poems in "Paris Spleen" with the drooms in "Diary of a Gentleman Diabolist."

—These drooms are freaking me out.

—Ozman Droom who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name.

Droom by Layla F. December 29, 2018