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Definitions by Mike

cut it off 

its like saying cut it out but when ur too lazy to say the T sound at the end of the word.
(somebody is annoying you)Hey Cut it off josh tichenor ur annoying the shit out of me!
cut it off by Mike November 25, 2003
Sarah was wrong, Mike was right. Thus the world was correct.
right by Mike November 24, 2003

deutch oven 

when one farts in bed a traps his girlfriend under blanket
I deutch ovened a girl last night after sex.
deutch oven by Mike November 23, 2003

bum darts 

what happens when you need to get an A in your Calculus class,
so you stick your equation in your professor ass!!!
bum darts by mike November 22, 2003

Wes Eisold 

Vocalist for Give Up the Ghost (American Nightmare), which is probably one of the best bands in hardcore in recent memory. (I could just spit out an entire bio, but instead just go to www.giveuptheghost.com, who knows the band better than the band themselves). Tortured, sincere, satirical lyrics are the only thing that comes from this man’s pen.
"I never said I'd stay to the fucking end. Fuck you, fuck all of you. You'll never know what I wanted to say, those fucking words are as dead as the air I breathe. Life is just a big second guess, a broken staircase of mistook steps."
Wes Eisold by Mike November 22, 2003

ball buster 

1) A woman (also affectionately called a bitch) who challenges the virility and dominance of a man by utilizing verbal abuse and/or by controlling social situations usually controlled by the men.

2) A woman who is so bitchin' and intelligent that most men fear openning their mouth in her presence, much less making a sexual advance.
"That ball buster of a ho didn't let me have a word in edgewise. She tore my ass up one side, and down the other"

"Woo Wee! Look at that ball bustin' honey!"
ball buster by Mike November 21, 2003

eggplant 

A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.
"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."
eggplant by Mike November 21, 2003