Mike's definitions

gyno row

Front row at a dirty strip club...inches from a mouthful of the clap.

Man, you should've seen the spray comming from gyno row last night...she must have been busy in the alley before she went on!

by Mike November 27, 2003

omgwtfbbq

A phrase which makes no sense, whatsoever, and which should be used when you really have no clue what you are talking about, or even who's pants you are wearing.

"omgwtfbbq, that Ford Anglia is teh best car ever"

by Mike July 22, 2003

dooma

a sweet ass thing to smoke weed

he had a kickass dooma

by mike May 13, 2005

dolled up

Dressed up (usually to go out)

Look at those skanks all dolled up

by mike October 28, 2003

epiglottis

Word frequently used in Countdown

Wow Andy, thats a pretty sweet looking epiglottis you've got there!

by Mike May 2, 2004

Mit

German for "with".

Kommst du mit? (Are you coming with me?)

by Mike December 22, 2003

simply

adjective used to describe how brilliant the speaker thinks they are for using the word that comes right after "simply"

oh, that would be simply wonderful!
i'm simply brilliant.

by mike September 16, 2003