Schecter

A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.
Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005
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Philadelphia

Who needs New York City when you can go to Philadelphia?
by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005
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square dance

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.
Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005
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atheist

My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.
by Mike the Ekim October 09, 2008
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daughter

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.
From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."
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high school

A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.
What I'd give to go back to my high school days...
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freshman

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with
The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.
by Mike the Ekim April 19, 2005
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