42 definitions by Mike the Ekim

We all live in a yellow submarine.

Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.

My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.

One scientist was such a boron that he named an element after what he was.

"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush