A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
An instrument that never stays in tune.
Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!
A company that makes some of the best guitars in the world, but nobody has ever heard of it.
Guitarist 1: I just got a new guitar!
Guitarist 2: Awesome! What kind is it?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter.
Guitarist 2: A what?
Guitarist 1: A Schecter!
Guitarist 2: Don't you mean a Fender?
when the girl you love with all your heart has no feelings for you at all.
I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit
A right that should be given to gay couples.
Straight couples have the right to marry, there's no reason why gay couples shouldn't.
From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):
Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."
A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.
William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!