42 definitions by Mike the Ekim
My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.
by Mike the Ekim April 02, 2006
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The greatest songwriter of all time. There are very few, if any, people who cannot relate to at least one of his songs.
The reason this guy is such an amazing songwriter is because he spent years studying the songwriting techniques of Bob Dylan.
by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005
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I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit.
by Mike the Ekim January 27, 2006
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From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.
by Mike the Ekim September 19, 2005
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by Mike the Ekim November 13, 2005
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A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.
by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005
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Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.
by Mike the Ekim October 06, 2008
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